Crunchy Chip: Oh fucking hell I'm having the worst hangover ever. This is why I don't drink often.
Caramel Arrow: Let me guess, welcome party for the new tamer?
Crunchy Chip: Mhmmm...
Caramel Arrow: Well I hope you feel better. I honestly stopped drinking ages ago.
Crunchy Chip: You used to drink? Why did you even stop?
Caramel Arrow: Ehhhh...
~Awesome Flashback Time~
Caramel Arrow: *Waking up in her bed.* Ugggh...my head hurts so much...did I drink last night..? Ugh...wait why am I still in my day clothes? Did I pass out..?
*Takes the small mirror off of her bedside table and looks at her reflection.* Eh..? Why are there...purple lipstick marks all over me? What the hell even happened last night?
Affogato: *Laying next to Caramel Arrow* I could ask the same thing, First Watcher.
Caramel Arrow: *Violent screeching*
A/N: Happy New Year or whatever the fuck I'm tired
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Daily Life of a Watcher And Her Purple Snake Husband || Cookie Run Crackfic
FanfictionCaramel Arrow is way too much of a girlboss (Devsis confirmed) and lives with her beautiful malewife Affogato, who may or may not be homicidal. This is their daily life.
