Affogato: You are getting on my last nerve Caramel Arrow Cookie.
Caramel Arrow: Huh? Did I do something wrong?
Affogato: *Pulls a box out and moves it in front of him* Don't give me that innocent "Did I do something wrong". You clearly know what you did.
Caramel Arrow: Affogato I have no idea what you're talking about! Is this some stupid game!?
Affogato: *Pulls something out of box* I'll never forgive you for making me do this.
Caramel Arrow: Making you do what!?
Affogato: *Starts stripping* Making me wear a sexy cat outfit!
Caramel Arrow: *Blushing* Wha-ah? I never asked you to do that!
Affogato: *Slips on sexy cat outfit* Tsk, you probably just want to humiliate me...how sadistic of you. You probably want me do do a sexy pose and meow for you, don't you?
Caramel Arrow: W-Wait, are you really gonna-
Affogato: *Does a sexy pose* Nya~~~
Caramel Arrow: *Fucking explodes*
A/N: I swear to god I will literally write any request from anyone that draws me a picture of Affogato wearing a sexy cat outfit. This is not a joke. I will even make out with you. Just please give me sexy catgirl Affogussy.
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Daily Life of a Watcher And Her Purple Snake Husband || Cookie Run Crackfic
FanfictionCaramel Arrow is way too much of a girlboss (Devsis confirmed) and lives with her beautiful malewife Affogato, who may or may not be homicidal. This is their daily life.
