Caramel Arrow: Dads...brothers...I have something to tell you. I know this may come as a shock to you guys but...Affogato is pregnant with my baby!
Affogato: *Smiles*
Crunchy Chip: *Spits out water* WHAAAAAT!?
Wildberry: Careful Cherry, you may choke if you do that.
Dark Cacao: *Dark Cacao.EXE has stopped working*
Dark Choco: Wait what..?
Don't you mean you're pregnant with Affogato's child?
Caramel Arrow: Nope! Affogato is pregnant. With my baby.
Dark Choco:...wtf-
I mean...sincerest congratulations Caramel Arrow. And you too, Affogato.
Wildberry: I say so too. Congratulations you two. Though the fact that you can not only teleport to your will, but can also break biological systems, is of somewhat concern. Am I the only one that thinks so?
Second Watcher: *Patting Caramel Arrow's head* Heh, guess my little girl is finally ready to continue the bloodline? Took you long enough. I'm proud of you Caramel.
Dark Choco: Dad? How are you not the least bit weirded out by this..?
Second Watcher: Who do you think birthed you?
Dark Choco: What?
Second Watcher: What?
Affogato: Carameeeel~ Can we leave now~? I'm nauseous...~
Caramel Arrow: Ah!
*Picks him up* Save it for the toilet!
*Dashes out of the room*
Dark Cacao: A- I- Do- What- So- Now- When- Con-
Dark Choco: Father, you're malfunctioning again.
Second Watcher: He must have been so happy from the news his circuit boards fried.
Dark Choco: I'll get it fixed. Come with me dad.
*Dark Choco pushes Dark Cacao out of the room, with the Second Watcher following behind.*
Wildberry: Chip? Chip are you mentally and emotionally okay? Your face has not moved a single millimeter since 5 minutes ago.
...Chip?
*Pokes* Crunchy? Is there a reason you're not responding?
*Pokes again* Hmm...
*Pokes*
*Pokes*
*Pokes*
*Pokes*
*Pokes* Heheh.
A/N: "Uhhhm actually 🤓🤓🤓☝️☝️☝️ cookies don't get preg-"
SHUT UP *Laser eyeses you*
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Daily Life of a Watcher And Her Purple Snake Husband || Cookie Run Crackfic
FanfictionCaramel Arrow is way too much of a girlboss (Devsis confirmed) and lives with her beautiful malewife Affogato, who may or may not be homicidal. This is their daily life.
