Cookie: Oh my gosh! How did you two meet?
Caramel Arrow: Haha, well that's actually a funny story! You see-
Affogato: She found me on the streets, picked me up, threw me over her shoulder and walked off. And I've been on it ever since.
Caramel Arrow: ...
Cookie: ...
Affogato: I don't plan on getting off btw
A/N: 10 votes on this story and I'll post the presentation I made on why CaraAffo is the best ship on YouTube.
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Daily Life of a Watcher And Her Purple Snake Husband || Cookie Run Crackfic
FanfictionCaramel Arrow is way too much of a girlboss (Devsis confirmed) and lives with her beautiful malewife Affogato, who may or may not be homicidal. This is their daily life.