Caramel Arrow: Okay so what you're saying is that for this challenge, I have to get a watermelon and...crush it with my thighs?
Affogato: Mhm! It's extremely trendy right now!
Caramel Arrow: Hmmm, alright.
*She places a watermelon in between her thighs and squeezes it until it explodes into mush.*
Caramel Arrow: Oh! That was quite easy! Are we done now?
Affogato: Not yet. There's still another part to this challenge.
Caramel Arrow: Oh! What am I going to crush next? A log? *Laughs*
Affogato: You need to crush my head with your thighs.
Caramel Arrow: Eh?
A/N: Everyone reading this book is so naive, saying things like "Poor Affogato, Caramel Arrow needs to calm down!" Little do they know...he wants this to happen.
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Daily Life of a Watcher And Her Purple Snake Husband || Cookie Run Crackfic
FanfictionCaramel Arrow is way too much of a girlboss (Devsis confirmed) and lives with her beautiful malewife Affogato, who may or may not be homicidal. This is their daily life.
