Caramel Arrow: Care for a dance Affogato?
Affogato: Caramel Arrow, are you really expecting someone as elegant and noble as me to dance with someone as inferior as you? Because I am definitely going to. And it's totally not because I think you're gorgeous or anything, well you are but I don't actually think that. It's just a fact you know? Like I totally don't dream of your lovely dark brown eyes at night. Why would you even think that? You're so stupid.
Caramel Arrow: Are you trying to flirt with me or insult me..?
Affogato: Yesn't
A/N: Affogato isn't a muscular big dong alpha male and anyone who says so is WRONG. I am devsis and I say he is canonically a small peen stick figure beta male.
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FanficCaramel Arrow is way too much of a girlboss (Devsis confirmed) and lives with her beautiful malewife Affogato, who may or may not be homicidal. This is their daily life.
