Caramel Arrow: I really can't believe Crunchy Chip and Wildberry finally decided to tie the knot...
Dark Choco: And to what do you bring this up, Caramel Arrow?
Caramel Arrow: Oh nothing I just well...
*Blushing* I have just been thinking about it and...I just keep on remembering when me and Affogato got married.
Dark Choco: Oh?
Caramel Arrow: *Sighs* Yeah...I truly remember it like it was yesterday...
~Penis ass balls balls~
Caramel Arrow: There you are, snake!
*Readies her bow at Affogato*
Affogato: C-Caramel!? Wha-
*He screams as Caramel Arrow fires an arrow at him. It barely misses him, and it hits the wall instead. Affogato peers closer at the arrow. The arrow had a note on it, so he picked it up and read it.*
Affogato: *Reading* Affogato...will you marry me-
*He yelps as another arrow is fired at him, once again just barely missing his head and hitting the wall. The arrow has pierced an open black box, which contained a ring inside.*
Affogato: *Gasping in shock* Oh...oh heavens yessss! Caramel~♡!
*He leapt into her arms and gave her a big smooch on the lips*
~Present~
Caramel Arrow: It was one of my happiest memories...
Dark Choco: I will never understand love...
A/N: Aye huh guess who's back again 💪💪💪 I've been losing a bit of interest in this books so pardon me for slow updates lol
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Daily Life of a Watcher And Her Purple Snake Husband || Cookie Run Crackfic
FanficCaramel Arrow is way too much of a girlboss (Devsis confirmed) and lives with her beautiful malewife Affogato, who may or may not be homicidal. This is their daily life.
