Crunchy Chip: *Slamming glass on table* What do you mean I'm scared!? The captain of the cream wolves is not scared of ANYTHING!
Caramel Arrow: Last night you were screaming about "ghosts".
Crunchy Chip: W-Well you probably scream at something small like spiders or something!
Caramel Arrow: Oh please-
Affogato: Haha, you should hear Caramel Arrow scream Captain. It's hilarious.
Caramel Arrow: That's rich coming from you. You scream like a girl.
Affogato: Oh really? As if you ever heard me scream.
Caramel Arrow: What are you talking about? I hear you scream every night.
Affogato: *Chokes on his drink*
Caramel Arrow! Not in front of others..!
Crunchy Chip: *Visible confusion*
A/N: Ten chapters in and we get our first sex joke. Cuz y'know sex is so funny amirite 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Daily Life of a Watcher And Her Purple Snake Husband || Cookie Run Crackfic
FanfictionCaramel Arrow is way too much of a girlboss (Devsis confirmed) and lives with her beautiful malewife Affogato, who may or may not be homicidal. This is their daily life.
