Caramel Arrow: I'm going out to the store. You want anything?
Affogato: Get me a carton of milk please. And if they have some fish, get four.
~Mac deez nuts~
Affogato: *Opening the door* Oh Caramel Arrow! Welcome home dar....
Caramel Arrow: *Holding four milk cartons* They had fish.
A/N: My humour has hit rock bottom, I have now conformed to boomer jokes.
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Daily Life of a Watcher And Her Purple Snake Husband || Cookie Run Crackfic
FanfictionCaramel Arrow is way too much of a girlboss (Devsis confirmed) and lives with her beautiful malewife Affogato, who may or may not be homicidal. This is their daily life.
