Affogato: Hey girl. Do you like boba? Cause you can suck on my ba-no no, that won't do...
*Clears throat*
You know, in this bitter kingdom, you're the sweetest thing I've seen ♡
Caramel Arrow: Uuuuuh, Affogato? Why are you flirting with yourself in front of a mirror?
Affogato: Ah!
*Whips his head around* Caramel Arrow!?
Caramel Arrow: I know you're a bit self-centered but...
Affogato: *Blushing* This isn't what it looks like!!
A/N: WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK
YOU ARE READING
Daily Life of a Watcher And Her Purple Snake Husband || Cookie Run Crackfic
FanfictionCaramel Arrow is way too much of a girlboss (Devsis confirmed) and lives with her beautiful malewife Affogato, who may or may not be homicidal. This is their daily life.
