Caramel Arrow:...Marrissa?
Marrissa: Hm? What's wrong?
Caramel Arrow: Why is there so much gifts outside my door?
Marrissa: Oh! Today is your birthday!
Caramel Arrow:...but my birthday was half a year ago?
Marrissa: Oh no silly! I mean your in game birthday! It's been a year since you were released!
Caramel Arrow: Ah, I see. Wait my what birthday-
Marrissa: *Pushes her towards the gifts* Go on! Open your gifts now!
Caramel Arrow: Wait hold on-! Ah, she disappeared...
*Looks at the gifts* Hmmm...well I guess I'll open one. Wow, this one is pretty big...did someone buy me a new dishwasher?
*She walks towards the large box and opens it. Peering inside, her face turns into a crude one as she sees the contents of the box. Inside, Affogato is curled up, completely nude except for ribbons that were tied all over his body. He looked up at her, a flustered expression on his face.*
Affogato: Oh my! Just how did I get here? Well nevermind.
*Smirks and wiggles his legs* Since I never got you any gifts for your birthday darling, how about I be your gift tonight~♡?
Caramel Arrow:...
*Closes box*...I'm too tired for this right now...
A/N: Worst chapter to say this on, but Ramadan Mubarak to everyone!! Wishing all of you well for the month ❤
And happy birthday to Caramel Arrow too! I love you babygirl <3
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Daily Life of a Watcher And Her Purple Snake Husband || Cookie Run Crackfic
FanfictionCaramel Arrow is way too much of a girlboss (Devsis confirmed) and lives with her beautiful malewife Affogato, who may or may not be homicidal. This is their daily life.
