As requested by @StaceyHyde
(I hope you like it)
Tony, Steve and Sam were all sitting around the bar in the common room, drinking and joking with each other. There was a loud whistling coming down the hall followed by a voice singing;
"Just the two of us, we can make it if we try, just the two of us....you and I."
Tony sets his drink down and turns to look down the hallway at the shadow approaching. He was skipping and at one point jumped up in the air clicking his heels together. He turns back to Steve. "Is that who I think it is?"
Steve leans back to look past Tony. "I don't think I've ever seen Clint act this way. It's peculiar."
"That boys, is a man in looooveeee!" Sam downs the shot in front of him and laughs.
Tony looks down the bar at Sam raising an eyebrow. "What would you know about love bird man? Or is it that birds can read each others feelings?"
"Tony! Be nice!" Steve takes a drink of his beer then sets it down, as the singing gets louder.
"OOOOhhhhh, Just the two of us." Clint jumps up onto the platform where the three of them were sitting and points at them with both pointer fingers. "You and I!" He jumps up and slides over the bar landing behind it. He grabs a glass and starts mixing some sort of cocktail.
"What has you in a mood Barton?" Tony looks at him over the top of his glasses while taking a sip of his drink.
"Why, I can't be in a good mood?" Clint starts to shake the cup mixing up the drink he made. He flips the glass and starts singing again.
"Aruba, Jamaica, Oh I wanna take ya, to Bermuda, Bahamas, come on pretty mama, Key Largo, Montego, baby why don't we go." The glass lands in his hand behind his back and he looks up at them with a cheesy grin on his face.
Steve and Tony exchange a confused glace at each other as Sam is clapping vigorously. "Woooo! You show them Hawk man!"
"Am I seeing things or is something different here?" Tony leans over to Steve who was still looking completely confused.
"Maybe he's on the drugs." Steve whispers to Tony.
"Did you say 'The drugs'?" Sam slammed his hand down on the counter making the three other men look over at him as he fell off his chair from laughing so hard.
"What I don't know the current lingo." Steve reaches down to help Sam up off the floor.
"Well not that anyone had noticed, but I've been seeing someone in my down time." Clint downs the drink in his hand slamming the glass on the counter.
"Uh huh, and?" Tony waves his hand in a circular motion, trying to move the story along.
"I think I love her. She's perfect! Patient, understanding, loving, caring." Clint looks off past them at the sun setting through the wall of windows.
"OOOOOhhhh, Barton? In LOVE? What? Nooooooo! Mr. Mission first, no time for anyone or anything else?" Tony stands up and unbuttons his suit jacket as he takes a bow. "You have always found new was to surprise me Clint." He walks off pulling out his phone talking to someone.
"Congratulations Clint!" Steve grabs his hand and shakes it before walking of in the same direction as Tony.
Sam downs another shot then looks over at Clint. "You do know Tony is wasting no time tell anyone who will hear, right?"
"Let him! I want the whole compound to know I'M IN LOVE!!!" Clint jumps up on the bar and starts to spin in circles.
"Whoa, did I miss the party?" Natasha walks in taking in the scene in front of her. She looks down the bar at Sam. "Is he drunk?"
"Not on what you think he is?" Sam laughs looking up at the scene unfolding before his eyes.
"Clint? What the hell?" Natasha walks up to the bar and stares in shock.
"NAT!" Clint jumps down and picks her up in a giant bear hug swinging her side to side with her feet dangling off the ground.
"Clinton Francis Barton put me DOWN!" She holds up her fist to his side.
He sets her down and runs off down the hall singing again.
"It's strong and its cruel, but it might just save your life." He slides down the hall. "That's the power of love!"
Natasha turns to look at Sam with a tilt in her head. "What just happened?"
"My man's in love!" Sam shakes his head back and forth.
"Huh, good for him, but he's not going to be like this forever is he?" She takes a seat next to him smirking as she grabs the bourbon bottle from behind the counter. She pours a shot for herself and one for Sam. "To finding love that makes us act that crazy one day." They clink the glasses, down the shot then slam the glasses down.
Turning to look at each other they both bust out laughing.
YOU ARE READING
MCU One shots
FanfictionThis will be an ongoing work in progress for me. I have a lot of little scenarios in my head. Requests will be open for the time being. These short stories will be of the characters as well as the actors who play them.
