Within a minute Arthur snored himself awake.
“Wha…!” whaed Arthur, “where’s the drill?”
Sid fell off the seat and saw the guard sitting opposite them his sword in his scone, “Oh look, the sword in the scone.”
“I’ve done that already,” sneered Biggs.
“Ahh but have you done the variations, jokes on the theme?”
“What? No.”
Sid smiled and began, “On a ship the captain asks where his baggage is being kept. The purser says?”
“Stored in the stown?”
“Fiona from the sixth book gets an internal mould problem.”
“Spored in the drone?”
“You when you don’t like what I’m saying and want to switch off.”
“Bored in the tone?”
“That is silly Sid,” said Arthur as he sounded a little bored and yawned.
“You think of one half as good as mine then.”
“What Bunny Malone is trying to do at the cloning factory?” interjected I.
“What?” chimed Sid, Biggs and Arthur.
“Sorting the clone.”
Realisation spread across Alf’s face, “So Bunny Malone is not trying to kill Arthur here but at the cloning factory.”
“I do not understand Alf?” quizzicled Arthur.
“You will do when we get to the cloning factory on June 14th 1996,” Alf twizzled the dials on his IWT, the others followed suit. They pressed their buttons and vanished.
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Science FictionSo this is it, the last book in the Arth Series. Tying up all loose ends like ‘Lost’ did. Well not quite. Arthur King of the Britons (or is he?) and Sid the grumpy little dwarf fight and force their way to the end of the book series. Evil Lord D’ark...
