Dare #5

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Peter: "Finally I get to do something entertaining."

*Peter walks over to the canon*

Peter: "HEY, CLAUS!!"

Claus: "WHAT?"

Peter: "CAN YOU COME OVER HERE FOR A MINUTE?"

Claus: "FINE!"

*Claus walks over to Peter*

Claus: "What do yo-"

*Peter grabs Claus and puts him in the canon and fires it*

Peter: "SAYONARA SUCKER!"

*Peter watches as Claus disappears behind the trees*

~~Meanwhile~~

Melody: "So why are you so scared of Peter, Andy?"

Andy: "Well, he just sca- LOOK OUT!!!"

*Andy backs up as Claus crashes into Melody*

Andy: "OH MY GOD! ARE YOU TWO OKAY?!"

*Andy helps the two up to their feet*

Melody: "Yeah, my head just hurts."

Claus: "Hopefully, I should be fine as well."

Andy: "So why were you flying through the air?"

Claus: "I don't know. Maybe you should ask Peter that."

Melody: "Why?"

Claus: "He shot me out of a fucking canon!"

*Andy grabs his ax*

Andy: "There's going to be one less pumpkin here in a minute." *Walks away* "PETER!!!!"

Peter: "Yeah- GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU MIDGET!!"

Melody: "Should we go stop him?"

Claus: "No. It's quite entertaining."

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