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Me: "Ok Reader, I'm going to break the fourth wall real quick. I won't summon the actual Pibby Glitch. Instead, it will be a not-as-destructive and murderous copy of it. Everything will be repaired after the dare. I can already foresee a LOT of therapy sessions in these people's near future. Without further ado, better go tell them."
*I teleport to the farm*
Me: "Hello guys."
Andy: "Hello."
Melody: "Hi Kat!"
Me: "Melody, be careful shouting like that near Rory."
Andy: "Um, About that..."
Claus: "Felix done blew out Rory's hearing."
Me: "Oh, Wait Rory walked into the air horn prank?!"
Claus: "How did you know about that? Are you watching us?"
Me: "Ehh, more of occasionally monitoring to make sure everything doesn't go to utter chaos but no question or task goes to you guys without going to me first."