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Peter: "REALLY?! FIRST I HAD TO LEAVE THE PERFECTLY DARK BARN, THEN I HAD TO GO MEET ALL OF THE CRY BABY'S FRIENDS, AND NOW THIS?!?! DON'T YOU THINK YOU TORTURED ME ENOUGH?!"
Me: 'This ought to be fun. >:)'
Peter: "Maybe I can get out of this? It's just a voice in my head."
Me: *teleports in* "What am I?! A roach?!"
Peter: "Oh jeez- WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!"
Me: The creator of this little thing. Now, a reader has dared you to befriend Andy and the others."
Peter: "Hold on. I was forced but a little kid out of my barn?!"
Me: "I'm literally about the same age as Andy and Oh my God, you are tall. Oh, yeah, I'm the same height as Andy too. Anyways, you are gonna befriend them!"
Peter: "And why should I listen to you?"
Me: "Cause I can and will forcefully delete you from all of existence if you don't."
Peter: "Alright, Midget."
Me: 'Keep pushing the little red button and see what happens."
*Met up with the others and explained Me and what the dare is*
Andy: "so he was dared to befriend us?"
Me: "Yep, so he has to."
Melody: "I thought we were already friends?"
Me: "Nope, he has to ask you to be your friend and you have to say yes. And Don't worry Andy, it's not for forever."
Andy: "Okay..."
Me: "So ask them, Peter. I want this to get this over with so this dare isn't that long."
Peter: "Fine. Will you guys be my friends?"
Melody: "Sure!"
Felix: "You seem cool, so sure."
Claus: "Alright..."
Margret: "I don't see no harm in it."
Andy: "Uhmm..."
Me: "It's not permanent. I'll make sure of it."
Andy: "Okay, Fine. Just for now."
Margret: "Andy, don't be rude."
Andy: "Sorry Margret."
Me: "Ok, Shut up, please. This is already over 300 words."