Chaotic Hangouts

Spaceballs & Furries?!

Chaotic Hangouts

Chapter 3: Spaceballs & Furries?!

Date: August 2nd, 2022

What a drag, I had to go all the way out to the Spaceballs universe because of a strange occurrence. One of our comrades brought this to my and Dominic's attention in Miitopia. Apparently, Dark Helmet, President Skroob, and Colonel Sandurz have vanished without a trace after Megamaid crash landed on Planet Droidia. So it looks like something happened after the closing scene to the movie Spaceballs. I'm checking the ship with one of Dominic's devices and that's when I finally get a signal: "Dominic?! Are you getting this?! The device is picking up a distortion in time right exactly where those 3 were supposed to be at the end of the movie." "Yes yes! I'm getting the data from it. Hold on a few seconds. *Time passes* Adam, I have some news you probably aren't going to like. It's about where and when they went." "What do you mean by that? Are we going to have another chaotic hangout on our hands by accident?"

"Unfortunately, yes. I have tracked where they went and it's pointing to Chicago in December during the first weekend of the month in a timeline different from yours." "Are you implying they ended up most likely at Midwest Furfest?" "Yes. Julia is working on communicating to set up a team to intervene which will include you. You know the convention space quite well and I knew that you would have readily accepted the mission anyway or that I could convince you easily." "Holy shit. This is going to be ugly and ridiculous.." "I'm sorry to put you through dealing with this because it will in fact be a real headache." *Meanwhile at Midwest Furfest in an alternate 2020* "I can't believe we're here. This is so great! Mom was so awesome for taking us here. I thought she would never take us here! We just went to Fur Reality over a month ago, holy cow! It's so big here! I hope we can find Status here later. It's too bad TK couldn't come." These words were thought of by the timeline's version of Swiftdrawer in a reality where Covid never became a problem.

But what no one at the convention knew was what was about to happen. Adam was standing around trying to figure out things with their brother as they thought this. That's when a portal appeared out of nowhere and spat out Dark Helmet, President Skroob, and Colonel Sandurz. "Helmet, where the hell are we?" "How am I supposed to know? Sandurz, where the hell are we?" "It appears we're at something called a furry convention." "Just what the shit is a furry convention?" "Sir, a furry convention is where people who enjoy human like animals meet up and do things. How do I know that? Just what is going on?" "If we're here then what planet are we on?" "Planet Earth, sir." Members of the convention dorsai/security show up and everyone around them has frozen in shock. A tall man in a top hat yells: "Wait, are they from Spaceballs? I get that y'all want to make me cry but this is a lot!" The dorsai hold back laughter at that as one of them says to the trio: "How did you get here? Portals are science fiction." Dark Helmet replies: "Oh so you're all in the past. Fuck, even in the past we're screwed!" *Time skip and switch back to Swiftdrawer brought to you by Ovenzilla*

"It's okay Dominic. Fuck our frustrations. Let's just think of E and then get this crap dealt with. E." "I agree. Also, you can return now until the team is ready. The rendezvous point is the Kame Game Shop in Domino. Can't believe we're involved in another adventure just after a lot of us almost died yesterday at UA High School." "Yeah. It's really hard to believe. I don't want to stick around in Megamaid now that we're done investigating. Honestly, it felt so easy to do this, it's comedic." I return back to Miitopia and Dominic and Julia are waiting for me. The mage informs me: "Adam, the team is set. In just a few minutes, you'll be meeting up with them! It'd be so awesome to go but I'm not ideal for the mission!" "Thank you for readily taking care of the mission stuff for today and the next 6 days. Sorry, I couldn't help myself with saying that. We don't need compliments to do what we do. We just need to go for it. Hopefully, this won't be as underwhelming as the festival I went to on Sunday night in my world was. I doubt it because Chicago coppers, higher ups than them, and the dorsai will definitely be involved. I can imagine the media being a world of annoyance." "Yeah. The dorsai are already involved." "How do you even know that?" "I read it from your fanfiction story Chaotic Hangouts." "Do I want to know how you managed to do that, Dominic?" "I'm not sure how either and really, I don't want to know myself. Make sure to get more ready before you head off. You're the only one among us going. You're working with Yusaku, Blaze, Pirate Blaster, Thrashbeak, Celestia, and Master Wu today."