Chaotic Hangouts

Civility Sucks

Chaotic Hangouts

Chapter 44: Civility Sucks

Date: September 7th, 2025

Where do I even begin with this one? Uhh.. I could start at the beginning except not much happened at first. Lets just skip to the arrival at place of chaos part. The mission myself and some others were on took us to Elmore, home to the Wattersons. So yay, revisiting Elmore to cover another chaotic hangout because it happened there. "Barla, I wasnt expecting you to dress like that.." She smiles: "You know how a lot of upper class straight men are.. They like their women all pretty like dolls. But what they dont know is that we have something 'special' planned for them." I sigh: "Alright. At least, it'll work to our favor. Mel, what about you? Is what you're wearing okay? The whole bridal style dress?" She nods: "It is tolerable. I do like the design. And it will also help us with our mission. As will your outfit and Herbsalvin's." "Yeah. True. I have the whole leather jacket wearing private security guard thing with sunglasses going because there is no way Im wearing some stinky formal outfit, especially not a tuxedo. Because I do not want to look like a fancy fake penguin. Ironically, tuxedo penguins dont wear tuxedos and people oughta abolish tuxedos in favor of penguin costumes at this point. 'Oh yes, lets just be normal boring people who comform with society's weird at times standards and dress in clothing that we use for nothing but to look proper and civilized because we are modern aristocratic fools or something like that.' Bah. Formal wear in a capitalist society is utter crap. *stares at Herbsalvin's outfit* Im so glad you chose something so dashing that pairs well with your violin. You look stunning in that. Almost as stunning as you always do in your suit of armor.

Nothing you wear that isn't your armor can beat your armor." They blush and pull out their violin: "I thought it looks great too.. I shall consider strumming a melody of death for one of our targets.." Barla grins: "This is going to be good." I add: "This will be one of our biggest assassination missions yet. The location is just a couple blocks away. A mansion formerly owned by that talking rich burger who owned all businesses in Elmore until Gumball and Darwin rightfully ate him after Larry prompted them to. It will in just a couple hours have hundreds of rich VIPs from across this world. Each one is a notable capitalist scumbag. Our mission is to assassinate them all without causing a panic or bloodying anything. We need to stage it as if the richest person still alive in this world and pit the ruling class against each other in the process. Time for a little comeuppance in light of how the ruling class in my world manages to manipulate the masses to fight and hate each other instead of them. See the online discourse that began almost as soon as Charlie Kirk was assassinated for more information. People are going around saying that its okay to disagree with the views he had but not to celebrate the fact that he's gone when he literally helped stoke more hatred towards trans people than there has been in quite some years. When trans people and allies point that out, they refuse to hear them out. He and his peers have been dedicated to stirring the pot to do the same things the Nazis in Germany did to trans people to trans people in the US, UK, and pretty much everywhere else on the planet this decade. And for typing about what Im saying right now as part of a chapter for one of my stories..

That could be enough for liberals and the far right to send me a bunch of steaming crap such as death threats and condemning me for 'celebrating murder' when the person who killed Charlie Kirk is a fanatic follower of one of Kirk's far right peers aka one of their own. The ruling class have manufacturered the discourse by sanewashing Kirk. Today, we are going to assassinate hundreds of corporate sleezebags who have been starving people in this world for years and we are just going to do it. The only thing that will be fun about this is the deception factor we are deploying for this mission. What we are doing here will be nothing compared to the amount of people the rich in my world have gotten killed directly or indirectly on purpose this decade alone. And thats very much in the millions and the number probably climbs at least every few seconds. We are not here for a fun party night. We have a mission to complete. We must remain devoted to refuse enjoying killing. We'll act based on how we appear." We wait around for a while to be "fashionably late" to the party. I walk behind the others to really look like Im just their bodyguard. But we arent the only ones involved in this mission. There are a few in reserve just in case this goes wrong. And then, theres the Hanoi. Theyre here to hack every single electronic that is inside or will be inside the mansion. They will trick the security team of the mansion by manipulating what the security cameras see using the old still photo trick. They will also hack among other things, the intense security screening we have to go through to get in.