Chaotic Hangouts

The Farting Factory

Chaotic Hangouts

Chapter 15: The Farting Factory

Date: July 1st, 2023

The war against fascism in Miitopia continues to escalate. It's getting harder to balance it and a flurry of new problems across different universes that need intervention from us in the BRAINS Collective. The only silver linings were that we are winning, that Karakaton and Neksdor are all we have left to liberate, and as a whole, we are getting stronger. It's hard to notice but I definitely can see it if I reflect enough. Today began as usual, an ongoing battle from a previous day continuing, pushing most of us to our limits multiple times and even beyond such points. As if that weren't enough, things are getting worse around where I live on Earth. Smoke from Canadian wildfires is affecting the region, temperatures are getting more extreme, the far right are continuing their obsession over hating on trans people, people continue to live like Covid is no longer a big problem, and more. It's so bad that a family member of mine laughed partially as a result of me wearing a mask and before I woke up again in Miitopia aka when I lived my other life again, a little kid asked their mom why I was wearing a mask. It's like people would rather forget about Covid and it's kind of understandable but horrifying because you can't get rid of a problem by ignoring it. What I didn't know was that while I was relentlessly cutting through enemy forces as almost always with my sword, that wouldn't shield me from being thrust into another strange situation. "Damn it! We may be winning this war but our foes are getting tougher! Haaaaa! Get back! Continuous Great Infernal Tornado Slash: 20!" I manage to rip through some of our foes but what I did was nothing compared to the sheer number of foes we were facing. Barla who I've been fighting right next to for a while now replies: "You're right! But we can't yield! They'll feel our passion, strength, and more! Hell yeah!" Before I could reply, the scenery around me changes to a bunch of colors.

"Crap. This is an interdimensional portal. Guess I won't be able to keep fighting. Damn it! I just want to put my all into finally ending the war but no! Can't have that! It's like how most places I apply to jobs for in my other life just ignore me or throw me away like trash post-interview! Well, what am I getting forced into this time anyway?" And then, the scene changes to some brightly colored.. factory? I look around and see Pinkie Pie, Bakugo, Romin, a litterbot that is not Lillybot, Hinata, Froppy, Doc Brown, and Garnet. I mumble: "Please no.." Before anything else can be said, this man with a overly nice haircut, business suit, and nothing else notable appears through a hidden door. He speaks: "Greetings, visitors! Thank you for accepting the invitation to tour this factory: the-" "WHAT THE HELL KIND OF CRAP IS THIS?! I DIDNT ACCEPT SOME INVITATION! DONT YOU TWIST THE FACTS, YOU EXTRA!" The litterbot promptly picks up Bakugo and says: "Trash identified." "HEY, LET ME GO! IM NOT TRASH, YOU'RE THE ONE WHOSE TRASH!" Bakugo struggles in the grip of the litterbot. Pinkie Pie squeals: "Ooooo! I don't care what this place is! IT'S SO CUTE!" Hinata looks around in confusion. Garnet sighs: "I'm not even surprised by this situation." Froppy replies: "You must have seen some really ridiculous things then, ribbit." Romin yells: "I completely forgot what we were just doing! Can we do the tour now?? I bet it's going to rock so hard!" I choose to not say anything. I just stare at the chaos. Doc Brown has a strong reaction to the circumstances: "GREAT SCOTT, WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?!" The man speaks up: "Please follow me! Your tour begins now! Please calm yourselves! This is the funnest factory you will have ever been in!" The litterbot follows the man first while continuing to carry Bakugo along, the litterbot probably thinks the man will lead us to a garbage can so they can drop Bakugo into it.

While my main sword is in its scabbard as is my old sword, I keep my grip on the end of my main sword anyway because I don't trust this place. The eccentric personality of the man and being sent here randomly is suspicious. Actually, it's more like I knew this was going to happen. Chaotic Hangouts Chapter 15: The Farting Factory and all. The others, willingly or not, including me followed right after the litterbot. The man led us to his office: "Before we begin the tour of the actual production area as well as other areas, let me show you the common areas you will find even in factories! This is my office!" The office is literally full of items plated in gold. A seriously wealthy man's office. Even the tissues are gold plated. Romin gasps: "Woah! That's a lot of gold! I know people who would go crazy over this!" "Magnificent, right?!" "YOU DAMN EXTRA WITH YOUR EXCESSIVE BULLCRAP! HOW AND WHY'D YOU BRING US HERE?!" "My my, someone is an inconsiderate guest. I suggest you behave yourself, Lord Explosion Murder." That calms down the explosive hero a little. "Now then, if anyone needs to use the bathroom, it's our next stop! Follow me! It's quite the walk but as heroes, none of you should have no problem with the walk right?!" We walked back through the lobby and as we headed to the bathroom, things happened or were seen. I saw an employee sneak past us while doing the Sims 4 pee walk. The look of fear and discomfort in their expression said a lot. "LET GO OF ME!" Pinkie Pie dances around: "This place is so fun! It's so colorful and vibrant! I LOVE IT!" "Okay seriously, why did you bring us here, ribbit? We weren't invited." "You must be mistaken! All of you got invitations! Did you forget?! You accepted and responded back to me!" Now he's trying to rewrite the past. It's obvious what's really going on here, even without the intel my creativity has previously afforded me. Garnet speaks up: "No, we did not get an invitation!" "Pmurt Nedib must be responsible for your forgetfulness! That man goes against the fun we promote here in this factory!"