Chaotic Hangouts

Assassination Waterpark: The Musical

Chaotic Hangouts

Chapter 31: Assassination Waterpark: The Musical

Date: July 30th, 2024

I'm once again on an assassination mission. And right now, it's finally coming to an end. I've created a deceptive rouse to get an entire medieval fantasy court to think I'm a knight trying to broker peace from a faraway land. We're having dinner and talking things over right now. So who are my targets? The entire court, every single one of them is corrupt throughout every single one of their neurons. Why are they my targets? Oh, no reason except their kingdom is a powerful one and has discovered a gateway to another world and there's no one from this world who can stop them. They've played their power game very well but it's too bad for them that they're all going to have to be killed. I wish I didn't have to have even more blood on my hands but there's no other choice here. If they reach the other world, they will kill so many innocent individuals without mercy and command the kingdom's army to commit mass murder on their orders. "The fruit in this kingdom is delicious. I have to say, it certainly exceeded my expectations. Oh and the other food.. Very good too. And thank you for accommodating my request for just water instead of alcohol. I appreciate that. I would like to heat your replies but I really have to use the bathroom. I still remember where I was told it was so I will go and come back here as soon as I can to finish our negotiations." They all displayed some form of acknowledgement and I walked out of the castle's dining room to take care of business. Once I found my way to the closest bathroom, I headed inside, ignoring the acknowledgements of patrolling and guarding armored guards along the way to it while also pretending to really have to use the bathroom.

I really had to talk myself up in order to gain the trust of the court. Wasn't hard. I'm a writer and a knight who has gone through far too many battles for my age. Anyway, while in the bathroom, I only stay long enough to avoid suspicion and put on my face concealing colorful mask and Akatsuki cloak. I even make it seem like I'm just taking a long time while I slip out of the bathroom unnoticed through shadow magic. I reach the doors to the dining room and knock out any and all guards on the way including on the way to it with the flat of my sword. I walk into the room and speak as my shadows seal it off from the rest of the world: "I know what you have done and what your intentions are. I know you won't change your ways even if your life depended on doing so. Remember this name well wherever you end up after death. The Akatsuki. I will end your lives as quickly as possible now. Not even the chief of the knights who is in this room stands a chance. I know he is just as corrupt as the rest of you are and paid lots of gold to become chief of the knights. You may call me something very specific should you need a name to remember. Darkwind. The only mercy I will grant to you is a quick death." Right after saying that, I kill two of them instantly and quickly take care of the rest before wiping my sword off of the blood. "All of you are now dead. I will leave a note behind to explain what happened here and some of my friends will ensure this kingdom is guided in a better direction from now on." After doing just that, I return to the space station for whatever I should do next.

But once there, I hear Kuro-sensei's voice: "You have to listen to me, everyone. If I'm not assassinated again soon, my body will become unstable and destroy an entire universe due to how powerful I've now been able to become. *laughs mischievously* But I'm not going to make that easy! I'm going to make it fun!" Before anyone could respond to his statement, things happened. Kevin of the Supernoobs amongst many others show up, having all just finished up with whatever they were all specifically doing. Kevin yells: "Hey, can we get a vacation already?! All of this fighting is so exhausting!" Zenblock snaps: "You know we're too busy for a vacation!" Spectre laughs: "I apologize for interrupting but you should know that there's now exactly 0 ongoing BRAINS missions and that no one here is needed for any that need to be started right away. We can all use at least one vacation day from all of this, I must say. I'm amused about what kind of antics might result from the fact that none of us have to do anything urgent at the moment. It's been months since a situation exactly like this one. There's not even any issues in Link VRAINS at the moment." Memock cheers: "Then we can all go to Funder Wonderland's brand new water park that just opened up in Cornburry!" Kevin replies: "Or we could go to the one that we Superdudes helped make way for!" Kaminari yells: "Forget that! Let's go to the supermassive indoor underground one that just opened up near UA in a bid to bring hope and joy back to all the people that were evacuated from the streets so that no thugs or villains could hurt them in the wake of whatever All For One is up to!" Pinkie Pie screams: "No way! Let's go to the one that opened a month ago in the Las Pegasus!"