Chaotic Hangouts

Demon Lord.. BANANA?!

Chaotic Hangouts

Chapter 42: Demon Lord.. BANANA?!

Date: June 27th, 2025

Its only been 5 days since the pure chaos caused by the newly reformed LOVEMUFFIN really began(feels more like 10 days at least to me). They havent found where we hid many worlds under our protection because they have attacked the fake ones that they were swapped out with instead. But right now.. "-IM SO DAMN ANGRY ABOUT WHAT I HAVE SCREAMING ABOUT AND MORE! DAMN ALL OF THIS NONSENSE! WHY DO SOME PEOPLE IN MY WORLD HAVE TO OFTEN BE SO DAMN DIFFICULT ABOUT THINGS LIKE ME TRYING TO EXPRESS MY GENUINE FEELINGS?!" As my sword cuts into a very convincing looking training dummy dressed up as one of the greatest enemies of the people as well as traitors of humanity itself, causing shockwaves to cause the training room to tremble a bit, I kept letting out some pent up anger. "MY BLOOD BOILS FOR ALL OF THESE DAMN CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY AND ALL OTHER SENTIENT LIFE! WE WILL CRUSH THOSE DAMN FASCISTS INTO THE GROUND BECAUSE SHAMING AND MOCKING THEM TO OBLIVION IS NOT ENOUGH NOR IS TRYING TO KILL THEM WITH KINDNESS WHEN THE OPPORTUNITY TO TRY PRESENTS ITSELF! SO MANY THINGS MAKE ME ANGRY, I CANT EVEN FULLY TRUST MY ENTIRE BIOLOGICAL FAMILY!

AND STILL STRUGGLE TRYING TO BE OPEN WITH THEM ABOUT DIFFICULT THINGS I HAVE CLASHED WITH SOME OF THEM ON! DAMN SOME OF THEIR NONSENSE, GOING ON ABOUT HOW FAMILY IS THE ONLY THING YOULL ALWAYS HAVE AND DEVALUING FRIENDSHIPS WHILE SAYING THAT! ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGG!" *grins and attacks the very durable training dumny harder* "IT FEELS SO GOOD TO LET ALL OF THIS OUT! LETTING ANGER BUILD UP IS EVEN WORSE THAN BEING ANGRY AND RASH AT THE SAME TIME! MY FULL FEELINGS AND PERSONALITY ARE SO DIFFICULT TO EXPRESS, DAMN IT!" A few minutes later, I destroy the training dummy and fix it with the Repair spell: "You and me.. We arent done yet. You have no idea just how much anger has been stored within my subconsciousness. YOU ARE GOING TO DIE AGAIN, TRAINING DUMMY!" I charge at it and leap into the air, holding my sword with both hands above my head and swing downwards at the right moment. The dummy isnt broken completely again by it but it still has an impact and felt really good to do. I grin again: "I wish I had had the chance to begin learning the sword when I was little but it took me such a long time to develop an interest in learning that it just couldnt have ever happened. I gotta say.. THIS IS EVEN MORE THRILLING THAN MOST OF THE ROLLER COASTERS I HAVE EVER BEEN ON!"

I then went back to venting while aggressively and skillfully using my sword to destroy the dummy again and again. I really try to channel nearly all of my anger onto it. "ITS TOO DAMN BAD I HAVE TO HOLD ONTO ANGER TO AN EXTENT FOR IT IS FUEL FOR FIGHTING THE DISHONORABLE IDEOLOGY OF FASCISM BUT OH WELL, I KNOW HOW IMPORTANT IT IS TO NOT JUST FEEL ALL EMOTIONS BUT TO EXPRESS THEM ALL WHILE RESPECTING BOUNDARIES UNLIKE THOSE MISERABLE FASCIST COWARDS! ONLY COWARDS SEEK TO GAIN POWER BY DOMINATING AND SCARING OTHERS! THOSE BLASTED COWARDS, I SHOULD SPIT IN THEIR FACES AND MOCK THEM SO BADLY THAT THEYLL FLEE AND BEG FOR IT ALL TO STOP!" But as I kept going, a sudden light envelops me and the others training in this training room onboard of our giant space station and just like that, I was in a interesting position where we ended up once the light faded. Well.. I thought we would appear there together but that wasnt so.. Instead, some princess smiles at me and says while Im still ranting because the sudden light did its thing instantly in not even the blink of an eye: "Welcome, hero from another world!" I stop ranting when I comprehend what's going on: "Have I been isekaied? Being isekaied was LITERALLY HOW I BECAME A 'HERO' IN THE FIRST PLACE! *sigh* Im not doing this. *teleports back to space station*" I look around: "Yay. Im back. Back to-" Im resummoned back to where I was just summoned to. "Sir Hero, we need your help!"

"*sigh* Please call me Swiftdrawer or Swift and its Ser not 'Sir' if you insist on using honorifics. If I weren't in the mood Im in, I would be speaking differently. Sorry, you summoned me at a bad time. Okay, so you wont just let me go and seem genuine. Okay. What is it? What do you need? Who or what is threatening this world of yours? I can probably give them a really hard time by myself at the very least." The princess's stomach growls. She screams: "AAAAAAA I NEEEEEEDDDDD FOOOOOOOOOD!" And she somehow manages to drag me along with her as she zooms like Sonic through the castle and into the city surrounding it before violently braking with her feet to a stop in front of a restaurant. She doesnt say anything and just sits down at the fanciest booth in the restaurant after people make way for her while she continues to drag me along for the ride. The princess lets me go and a waiter puts down menus for us and treats us both extremely formally. I take a gander at the menu and then stand up and walk out: "Sorry but this place doesnt serve any food I want, Im a picky eater." "WHERE ARE YOU GOING, HERO?!" She tries to chase after me but now that her running speed isnt super sonic, my running speed is much faster than hers. I run to the next nearest restaurant, note its name of Pizza Pen and go inside and find some of my comrades sitting with individuals in medieval fantasy style outfits or armor. Most of them are seated at a massive table that I also sit down at. Mayuri sees me do this, sighs, and shrugs in a dramatic manner: "And once again, it appears another of us has been summoned here.