Chaotic Hangouts

The Kings Island Visit

Chaotic Hangouts

Chapter 20: The Kings Island Visit

Date: October 28th, 2023

So it's literally still the same day as when I went to the annoying fantasy world. I'm still calling it that. Anyway, want to guess where I am now? That's right, a huge part of my childhood. Kings Island theme park. Why am I here? Carlos. He's been a lot of trouble during the past year. We are walking to the park entrance. Cell complains: "Why the hell can't we just teleport into the damn park?!" Ugandan Knuckles replies: "My Buddha, we don't want to cause trouble by teleporting inside." I add: "It may mean we have to pass through security but we have workarounds, right Bray?" The Great Sage nods: "It does not seem like it to you all but I cast some spells on us. We shall pass through security with no trouble. They'll think our costumes are just really good." Dominic yawns: "That's good. I don't want this to become a nap causation." Kermit smiles: "The best part is we don't have to worry about their chaperone policy! Or else, Cell would have to be chaperoned by a responsible adult!" "GOD DAMN IT, KERMIT!" Bakugo scoffs: "Damn nerds." Abridged Yami asks: "Are there any children's card games in this theme park?" I reply: "No." "Well, that's just disappointing." "Seto, can we have ice cream after we enter the park?" "Shut up, Mokuba!" Tsunade speaks: "Do they have sakè? I really could use some." "I doubt it but if you go to the bar by the lake near the swinging ship Viking Fury, they do have alcohol there. But I doubt you'd be able to get any since it would be too much trouble to make us all fake IDs." Beerus says while listening to the music: "This music they're playing isn't bad. I must admit, I slightly enjoy it."

I sigh: "Why do I feel like it won't be long before things start going wrong? This isn't my universe which is good because I don't want to run into my past self here. Something like that might actually be powerful enough to mess up the timeline. Let's stick together for now." We soon pass through security with no problems at all. Magic can't fix everything but it sure comes in handy. Dominic looks at the crowds: "Not too bad so far. Crowds are a great way to lull me to sleep." "We should be able to ride whatever we want without long wait times if this keeps up." "Hehehehe! Candy! I want candy!" "We know you do, Carlos. You shall get some. This will be intriguing." A few minutes later, we are all settled in, having successfully entered the park. I sweat drop at a thought: "Out of all of us, I'm probably going to attract the most attention. Okay, maybe myself, Cell, Beerus, Whis, the Mane 6, or.. Buu.. Who thought it was a good idea to bring Buu here? Someone better keep an eye on him at all times. Thankfully, we have more than a few responsible individual here. Anyway, I'm in the funniest position considering I'm the one wearing 900 pounds of armor. Knights are iconic even in a modern world where knights are obsolete. The weight of my armor means I can't ride any thrill rides or roller coasters unless Dominic or Bray mess with physics a little bit. Let's figure out where everyone's going to eat first. It's always good to eat first here in my opinion. The restaurants just opened. I know the way around by heart." For the first hour, things went incident free. Yeah, had a bunch of kids and nerds admire us but hey, we got our food, ate it, and met back up just like that. Rainbow Dash pouts after we meet back up: "Aww man, we can't ride anything either!" Rarity comforts her: "It'll be alright. With the power of magic, that can be changed, darling."

"If we stay long enough, you can do the haunted houses without much issue I hope. They really stepped up their game this year. Halloween Haunt has been lacking in some aspects since after 2019. They have less houses now. By a decrease of 2 or 3." The first notable chaotic incident occurred on Boo Blasters. It was nearly a walk on for myself, Cell, and Abridged Ishizu. We get on, an employee closes the ride vehicle and we're good to go. "Have a great ride!" Cell exclaims: "Okay, what the hell even is this thing again?" "It's a shooting ride. See the blasters in front of us? Pick one up and shoot at the lighted targets." Ishizu says: "This ride has nothing to do with the fate of the world. I don't know why I agreed to do this." "Because shut the hell up?" "Don't use my own catchphrase against me." "Why not?" "Because shut up." I shake my head and sigh. Cell looks at the art style of the ride and proclaims: "This ride is boring! I could beat the living crap out of little Gohan easily if I put in a little effort now! This is f'ing child's play!" We start being able to shoot targets: "It's a shame the blasters don't make noise anymore. It's also possible to not even realize you scored any points for a couple minutes on here." Cell is shocked as I hit more targets than him. "What?! How the hell are you doing that?" "Artist's eye." "Very funny! You must be cheating!" "I'm not." "Then Ishizu must be with her ability to see the future and all that crap." "I foresee Cell will start eating his words when we reach the skeleton room near the end of this ride." "Shut the hell up!" "I'm not using my Artist's Eye ability. I'm just using my artist's eye." "That doesn't make any sense! I'll show you both!" Cell goes Super Saiyan 2 and starts spamming the blaster, trying to fire at everything. Right as we get to the portion with the clock, he breaks his blaster. The ride comes to an emergency stop. Ishizu clears her throat: "My apologies. I meant Cell would eat his words at this part of the ride. Because shut up."