Chaotic Hangouts

Falling Into A Christmas Feast

Chaotic Hangouts

Chapter 23: Falling Into A Christmas Feast

Date: December 24th, 2023

Despite the fact that by the time I experienced this, I will have long written about it due to the whole true power of imagination thing, I have completely forgotten what happened. The fact that I'm writing about this with even that in mind really makes things complicated. Oh well. Let's just get on with it. For some reason, all fighting across the multiverse that BRAINS was involved in just kind of came to a stop soon after the day turned from December 23rd to 24th. As a result, we've been spending Workersmas Eve resting, training, experimenting, and just spending time together. It's currently 10 AM and I'm participating in Gun Gale Online's 7th Squad Jam. I'm working with Pito, Llenn, M, Fukaziroh, and Yappa Yappa. We're all on the same team: Team LMFPSY. Try saying that fast 5 times. I'm in the front. As a consequence of the Infinityverse incident, some individuals like myself have been able to use our weapons and armor even in Squad Jam. So I'm not equipped with a photon sword. I'm equipped with a digital copy of Graceful Protector. "I see the enemy team close to my position! They plan on taking us out one by one!" M replies: "Thanks for the information, Swiftdrawer. These guys don't really know who they're dealing with." "I told you I would be a good diversion. After all, I'm both offensive and defensive. We saw them take down other teams earlier only to flee from SHINC in the end. They have nice and powerful guns. It's no exaggeration to say they've grinded a lot in this game but in terms of strategy, they're down in the dumps. All is going to plan. If we win this, I'm not taking any of the rewards for winning. Unless you insist in which case I'll just gift what I get to other people." Just as the enemy begins to fire at me, something strange happens.

Llenn yells: "Something weird is happening! I'm falling into a hole and it's getting bigger!" Pito laughs: "This is no time for jokes, Llenn! We're going to kill all of these players! They won't see us coming! Get in the game!" The hole expands greatly. Llenn was a good distance away from me so when I started falling too, that's when I knew the hole had grown rapidly. We fall and we fall into what looks like a high tech city with a castle at its center. Other holes appear in the sky. And for some reason, every single time one appears, a sound that accompanies anyone who dies and then respawns in Jumanji plays. "Damn it! What's happening?! We go a couple weeks without some kind of random nonsensical thing happening and now, we're here! If I had to guess, we're falling into Knighton, the main city featured in Lego Nexo Knights! If we don't die from this long fall, the aftermath of the landing is going to suck!" "Isn't this fun?! We're falling to our deaths! YES, YES! IM GOING TO DIE! IM GOING TO DIE!" "Pito, STOP IT!" "This is the weirdest thing that has ever happened during Squad Jam." A familiar voice taps into communications: "Hey there. It's Eva. We're falling with you all right now." Eva is SHINC's leader. In the game, she has dark skin, brown? eyes, dark long hair, an intense appearance, and modern military combat gear. After some more falling which only continued to get faster and faster by the second, I saw more holes open in the sky before we crashed into a feast set up inside the arena floor of Knighton's arena. And I mean that we crashed into the set up tables. Food, table wood, drinks, and more went everywhere. Yappa Yappa laughs: "That was so much fun! Now can I kill someone?!"

"No." I get up, unfazed by the whole crash landing into a table thing. I used magic to clean off everything that got on me and my armor, cape, and so on. M states: "Squad Jam is as good as cancelled or postponed now. What is this place? It's not GGO. Nevermind, I heard what you said, Swiftdrawer." The residents of Knighton who had gathered for the feast are in shock at what just happened. A blue knight with yellow skin, short brown hair, and black eyes named Clay speaks up: "Who are all of you and why did you crash into this feast hosted by his majesty?" Shikamaru who landed nearby sighs: "This is going to be such a pain. Oh well." Macy, a red knight who is also the princess in the kingdom(which is also called Knighton now that I recall thanks to research, how original.) we've fallen into has freckles, yellow skin, black eyes, and red hair that's tied into a ponytail. She says: "Hey, will someone explain this or not?!" The king who has ginger hair, a golden crown, black eyes, yellow skin, and mostly blue and white royal robes adds: "Please explain yourselves! You have fallen right into the middle of our kingdom! Are you with Jestro?! Sending monsters falling into this kingdom isn't above him after all!" I reply: "Do we look like monsters to you? Okay, I'm a zombie. I get it but I can assure you that we are not with Jestro or Monstrox either." Another knight, Lance who has silver/white armor, yellow skin, black eyes, and wavy blonde hair that's always nicely done. He replies: "If you aren't with Jestro or Monstrox, prove it!" Eva and M shout at the same time: "Enemies sighted in all directions!"