Chaotic Hangouts

Name Pending Theme Park

Chaotic Hangouts

Chapter 39: Name Pending Theme Park

Date: April 1st, 2025

We are walking on the streets of a certain neighborhood where almost nothing happens in a certain world where people can die of exhaustion after being electrocuted, men and others with male bodies can be impregnated by alien abductions, people can be made immortal, and much much more. Thats right, just casually walking out in broad daylight, to the awe of many due to the fact we aren't even disguising ourselves. Just kidding, we're disguised. Im wearing a Space Mountain t-shirt with some leather pants to help conceal my armor with the rest of it just made visually invisible through a simple invisibility spell. Actually, that was us a few minutes ago before another advertisement overwhelmed our fields of view and eardrums for 20 seconds. We then resumed walking like nothing happened after making fun of the ad during and after it played in our faces. Now that it had screwed off, we were back to casually walking like there was nothing significant about us walking here at this time of day. And thats when an interruption of a much larger scale happened. Reality started acting funny and began to look like a mirror of the typical image you'd expect an AI slop program like ChatGPT or Midjourney to vomit out as it usually does. But that was only the beginning of the interruption to come. The pavement started becoming extremely bouncy, sending us in the air, flailing our arms around. The Cat In The Hat appears with Thing 1 and Thing 2. He laughs: "Let's have some fun, shall we? The day here is just simply too boring and dull, isn't-"

He is interrupted by being attacked with a rubber band by a hooded figure who then yells: "YEEEEEET!" while yanking their hood right off while copying line for line yet another advertisement that sounded like it was in Japanese just to be annoying. The Cat recovers from being attacked with the rubber band and says: "Looks like someone wants to be a little mischevious! Thing 1, Thing 2! You know what to do! Let's really have some fun!" The Things nod and giggle as they pelt the figure with a bunch of fresh pies that sort of came out of nowhere. The figure fires back with so many absurd attacks that The Things are temporarily dazed. They playfully bow before laughing: "Hello there! Its a pleasure to meet all of you! My name is Generic Cartoon Villain #1! And Im going to rule the world! None of you can stop me for I am too brilliant for you to beat me! Not even memes can save you now! I know all about all of you! IM INVINCIBLE WITH THE KNOWLEDGE I HAVE IN MY HANDS! Now, let's have a ball, is that how the saying goes? Whatever! Im going to destroy all of you now so say goodbye to whatever it is you do in your pathetic lives! Oh! This is going to be so amusi-" They're interrupted by the appearance of an identical figure: "And Im his sidekick! Generic Cartoon Villain #2! I have the exact same goals, appearance, and personality he does because the writers decided to cut all villain expenses as much as possible for the production of our show!" Suddenly, a strange green teardrop creature who looks like living gel or something appears: "Wahhhhhh! *words in German* Fairy *German words*!" #1 summons a door from Monsters Inc and flattens the creature with it: "BEGONE, ANNOYING PEST! Now.. where was-"

Someone yells while laughing: "Zappy zap!" That someone was Stitch. Stitch laughs again as he chases after #1 with something covered in electricity while repeating that line. "ZAPPY ZAP! HAHAHAHHAHAHA!" "AAAAAAA STOOOOPPP!" "ZAPPY ZAP!" Pleakley screams: "Oh NO NO NO! WHO LET STITCH TOUCH THAT THING!" One of the chaotic scientists originally hired by Goha City's Goha Enterprises laughs: "Ah yes! A field test of our latest creation!" Jumba replies: "And YOU let HIM use it?" #2 yells: "Hey! Stop ignoring-" #1 explodes from too much electricity in the same exact way a alien clown from Killer Klowns From Outer Space does once their red nose is popped. #2 screams: "You will pay for that! Revenge will be mine! I swear that you're going to get-" Ender the enderman vanishes and immediately returns with an anvil in his arms. #2 blasts him away with a ray gun while laughing: "This is only the beginning! Because so many of you are currently just standing around, it will be so easy to destroy all of you! Just you watch and see for yourselves what I mean! After all, I am proudly sponsored by OpenAI, Google, Microsoft, and every other company who hates artists and loves AI because it can now replace artists! We are democratizing art! I never wanted to draw because I have no self confidence in anything I could possibly make so this is perfect for me! And I dont care what you say! Im right and youre wrong!" I reply: "Shut up. *throws boxes of pencils and markers and how to draw books and sketchbooks at them* Here you go! Here's everything you need to learn how to draw! Who needs AI slop anyway when human beings went thousands of years without utter crap programs like Midjourney just fine!"