Chaotic Hangouts

ChatGPT & AI Art Suck

Chaotic Hangouts

Chapter 25: ChatGPT & AI Art Suck

Date: February 5th, 2024

Saiki looks around Gumball and Darwin's room. As he does so, I just barely hear him mumble: "How did I get myself talked into coming here?" I would be with him if I were as sarcastic as he is. Gumball and Darwin begged us alongside some others to come to their house for some reason and I know the reason. I sigh: "I'm not spoiling anything about the reason as to why you two want us here. Even if I did spoil something, it wouldn't matter because nothing will stop either of you from going through with the poor decisions you're about to make." Gumball laughs: "Oh come on! It won't be that bad!" I stare firmly at him: "Oh but it will be very bad. Also, you really shouldn't have invited me here. With the new set of chainmail armor I wear between my metal armor and robes now, my total weight is now over 1400 pounds. And this house is prone to chaos and destruction. If you end up causing the destruction of this house, it's on you. If I had declined to come here, you would have just kept bothering me until I said yes. Better to get this over with." Megumin exclaims: "As long as I get to use my Explosion magic, I will gladly stay here for as long as needed!" Kazuma facepalms: "I have a really bad feeling about this.." That's when we hear footsteps. A fully armored figure with a silver knight style as well as a red knightly feather(just like me) speaks: "I hear footsteps. Must be goblins." I reply: "Hmm. You might actually be right, Goblin Slayer." That's right, we recruited Goblin Slayer and his party to BRAINS. Why?

Goblins. No joke. Goblins. The blue skinned lizard man in his party states: "It would be a strange situation to have goblins in a house like this one. But it's nothing we can't handle." I'm feeling talkative for once: "Pretty sure I could kill any and all goblins myself in under a second. But anyway. Gumball and Darwin, let's get your activity started already. I want to get back to the spell book I was reading and there's no telling when the next battle in the war will begin not to mention where. I already know I'm going to have to go to Seiya's universe this month for a battle there but I don't know when that will be yet." Gumball grins and turns on the computer, completely forgetting about the footsteps and refusing to acknowledge the fact that the room is pretty crowded with all of us in it. The door opens to reveal the source of the footsteps: Nicole Watterson. She opened it before Gumball could express his excitement: "Gumball, Darwin- ..What are you two doing? Why did you invite these people into the house?!" Darwin replies: "It was Gumball's idea, really. He wants to show them all some really cool things we found on the internet." "..Okay but why them specifically? What about your friends at school?" Gumball replies: "Mom, they're all already really into those really cool things." "..I still don't get it." I speak up: "I know why. But I'm not telling. It's better to let things play out. Even if I did explain why, it wouldn't prevent what's going to happen. I'm only here because I knew all along those two would keep bothering me until I accepted their invite to come here. At least it shows y'all are adjusting to BRAINS pretty well for people from Elmore."

"Well then, I guess I'll just observe and step in when things do go wrong. With us Wattersons, disaster is always just waiting to happen. There's no use in trying to prevent it. That never works." Kazuma exclaims: "Damn it! This is going to go so wrong! Especially with the useless goddess here!" Aqua glares at him: "Hey! I'm not useless!" Darkness is current infatuated with the inevitability of things going wrong as shown by her facial expression and excited giggles. I sigh: "Can we just get to the point? I don't want to be here to begin with but at the same time, I'm very much interested to see how things play out. I know the gist of what's to happen but not nearly the complete picture. I'm starting to think it was a really bad idea to let you Wattersons join BRAINS. Then again, along with Kazuma's party, you're all on probation from missions because of your tendency of messing everything up to the point you'd be a liability in battle." Gumball replies: "That's really offensive." The lizardman speaks, ignoring Kazuma and Aqua's argument: "Young one, there is no need to say such rash things. I do not believe it to be offensive for it is not a form of discrimination. Additionally, Swiftdrawer is speaking the truth regarding all of that." I ignore Gumball's yelling. I then sigh: "Dealing with this bs is not what I wanted for today." A few minutes later, Darwin shouts above all the yelling: "ENOUGH! WE FINALLY GOT WHAT WE WANTED TO SHOW ALL OF YOU SET UP!" The room quiets down.