Chaotic Hangouts

Search For Better Hangouts

Chaotic Hangouts

Chapter 46: Search For Better Hangouts

Date: October 30th, 2025

So.. we have been through a lot of battles since LOVEMUFFIN was rebranded into the Axis Of Despair.. And what Im about to write about is a battle victory celebration party and.. It kind of got out of hand only for that out of handedness to combine with some other things and it's better I just show you instead of explain what led up to it all. Kermit takes the mic from the bandstand at this facility we're at that combines an underground independent music venue with a tavern and a bunch of other things. "Everyone, let's do something interesting and just roast totally random people!" Perfect Cell facepalms: "What the hell, Kermit, what the hell.." Tetsuya scuttles around and steals the mic from Kermit: "Crabby! Crabby! I get to pick who goes first! But why is almost everyone ignoring us?" Kermit snatches the mic back: "Maybe because most everyone is moshing, drinking, or something else?" Tsunade yells: "GET ME SOME MORE SAKÉ, DAMN IT!" Thats when Meliodias gets headbutted by Hawk the pig onto the stage: "STOP BEING A PERVERT!" Tetsuya cackles and easily takes the mic back: "Oh look! I know who to pick and Im totally not randomly picking the person who was just headbutted our way! Meliodias of the Seven Deadly Sins!" I crack my knuckles despite being fully armored as usual: "Its time for Meliodias to get whats been coming to him. This will go greatly against the wishes of the creator of the Seven Deadly Sins series but like, what do you do, huh? Maybe it's not so cool to have your MC be a literal perv and not get their ear chewed out over it more than once in the animated series.

Maybe its not so cool to have a couple relationships where one has a man fall in love with a woman who looks like a little girl and then the one where another falls in love with one who is very young and little or whatever. Fortunately, the series creator of the Seven Deadly Sins got some things wrong. Those things he got wrong made into the anime and thats just bad. I'll stop monologuing soon. Meliodias is already getting roasted so no worries about that. That said, when some of our comrades recruited the Sins and others, history was checked discreetly through memories and we found out that those couple of relationships didnt start out as shown in the anime or manga. Thats no excuse for how they play out in both versions of the story involving the Sins. But it is a relief to know that Ban didnt fall in love with I cant recall her name while she appeared to be a little girl.. Elien? Thats her name but I doubt I will spell it correctly when writing this come 2 days from now. When they fell for each other, she didnt appear as a little girl so.. take that, series creator, I guess? Other questionable relationship was basically similar except the feelings werent developed until the two of them reunited during Season 1. Okay, thats it. Now to wait for my turn to roast the captain of the Seven Deadly Sins and ignore the chaos going on randomly all over the place. *ducks to avoid thrown food* Y'all cant get me to join in your not so little food fight." It wasnt much longer until I got my chance. "Meliodias, Im not great at roasting people because I dont really care for roasting people but youre so roastable I'm gonna roast you.

I fully understand the context of your relationship with Elizabeth, its long and complicated and valid and I think we can all agree that it is. But from my perspective, there are things you are doing that you deserve headbutts for doing. What are you doing peeking up skirts? I know you want her but do you have to be so random and impatient? Save it for the bedroom, stop doing it around your friends. Why they hardly excuse you doing it is beyond me or rather, Id rather not think about the most likely reasons good and bad but let me tell you something straight even as that food fight and everything else continues. Consent matters, you might as well go kiss my butt for all the pervy crap youve done. Cut the crap, dont be a loser, if 'your woman' likes your weird crap, then let her communicate and say yes. But at the same time, she's 16 if I recall right. If you cant wait 2 years, I dont know what else to tell ya but cut the crap already. Respect her bodily autonomy more especially because shes still a minor or taste the rage of modern ethics which are a system even still many millions of modern people refuse to respect and apply evenly in my world. Okay, yeah, she has died in your sight many times, we understand your pain. But if you seriously cant shape up to be normal about how you treat Elizabeth until she turns 18, thats your problem, pal, cant fix it for you. Sorry about your luck buddy but you fix it yourself unless you actually got the guts to go out there and seek the advice of someone who specializes in teaching people how to stop being perverts. Because let's face it, you should stop being a pervert completely.