Chaotic Hangouts

A Day In Twisted Land

Chaotic Hangouts

Chapter 33: A Day In Twisted Land

Date: October 4th, 2024

So.. I did it. I finished my Minecraft theme park after just over 10.5 years since I built its first roller coaster. I couldn't believe that I had finally done it by building and finishing its final roller coaster: the approximately 45 minute long, The Final Frontier: Journey Throughout The Universe. A thrilling high speed roller coaster mostly in the dark with many turns, drops, and slowdowns. Around 100 command blocks worth of thematic dialogue was put into it. There are over 50 things to see throughout its course and the queue is pretty extensive, even featuring elements from the coaster this final coaster replaced. I thought I was going to write a big crying scene for this but there's a reason that's not exactly going to happen like I thought it would. But that will be spoken of for later. But first.. It was the same thing again today. The continuation of a bloody and intense battle where chaos and explosions were everywhere. I jump through the air with my sword in hand, finally bringing down a really tough enemy by slicing them into two. It was a clean cut. I pant heavily: "Damn it. That took forever. For some time now, our side has been seriously upping their game in tricks and tactics but now, the enemy is doing the same exact thing. The majority of the enemy force aren't just pushovers. These are enemies that are seriously difficult to deal with. You try to kill one in a single hit but that hit barely does anything to them. It's worse than with those ice androids back in Miitopia." Carlos replies: "It really does suck! But we're still getting them! Hehehehehehe!" "Don't get cocky, Carlos. We have to stay focused here!"

Sometime later, the battle came to an end. So many of us were covered in blood by the time it was over, myself included. Using a cleaning spell I take care of the blood on me and my gear and then look around: "*sigh* This war is proving to be EVEN worse than the ones we've been in since Pmurt Nedib began his rise to power about 3 years ago. It's like we're headed towards a disaster singularity or something." Several minutes later, I was back in the Miitopia BRAINS Base, feeling relieved but also still tense and alert. But my mind quickly wanders off to Twisted Land because of course it did. It has occupied so many of my thoughts as of late. And that's when I start crying: "I can't believe I did it.. Finally after all of this- Wait, how could I have forgotten?! Crap! It's not over yet! I don't want to stop building in its world ever and I have all of these plans, including previously scrapped plans of adding a 4th park to that world and changing and adding some things to my theme park!" All of this happened on the 3rd, not the 4th. And we have yet another Sleep Replacement potion shortage. I'm not even sure what the reason for it is this time especially as it's been recently upgraded to be more effective in restoring mana amongst other things. I don't think anyone is really sure what the reason for the shortage is at this point. Soon after that, I had dinner, got ready for bed, said goodnight to my dearest friends, and laid in bed with Herbsalvin as usual when we actually have a chance to rest on a mostly safe planet. Luckily, today is one of my off days from being an assassin pretending to assassinate my comrades for Katherine Glassgate, the new main villain to deal with. My fake work impressed her enough to allow me time off.

And back in my and Herbsalvin's apartment in the new capital city for Nacrirema, we have stunt doubles who look like us staying there in our place to avoid suspicion. Why stunt doubles? Blame Carlos and Yogurt, Vespa, Barf, Dot Matrix, and Lone Starr. They made stunt doubles a very tactical thing out of absolutely nowhere. Something about the Swartz not being nearly enough to stop the forces of evil. Like we didn't already know that. But I gotta admit, stunt doubles have a few advantages over shadow clones or other clones or even illusionary projections. Anyway, the next morning comes and I wake up to Herbsalvin already out of bed. "Okay, where did my- wait, I'll save what I was about to say for later because it'd be funnier to say it around my friends. But seriously, where did they even go? There's no note anywhere. It's odd. It even feels more quiet than it usually does around this time in this base. I swear if this is all Carlos, I'm going to tell him that I saw this being his fault coming and see how he takes it." My armor faintly clinks as I exit the room I share with Herbsalvin and use my Ki detection to look for them but nothing. "Suppressed energy signature stuff, huh? It's not even necessary to do in this base." I walk around the base, looking with my eyes instead but there's not even a small fairy in sight. "Either something really bad is going on or this is some sort of surprise. Okay, if anyone is-" I'm unable to finish my sentence as those most dear to me suddenly appear and overwhelm me with affection and that kind of stuff.