Chaotic Hangouts

Roasting Bigots

Chaotic Hangouts

Chapter 30: Roasting Bigots

Date: July 4th, 2024

"Alright then. I understand. So let's go over what you just asked for again. So you want every possible knight within our collective to head over to Ninjago where you are experiencing some problems due to a mess that has yet to be cleaned up thanks to the fact that Ninjago has most recently been invaded by the UMC when Pmurt was still around, invaded again multiple times by Don Thousand's forces, liberated a couple times, and is still dealing with the aftermath of the Crystal King. But that's not the only reason. It's also because you think the children of Ninjago or at least some of them could really use the presence of knights to inspire joy, bravery, imagination, and more because the ninja are apparently unable to do that very successfully." Wu replies to what I'm saying to him virtually over a video call while I am seated onboard the BRAINS space station as it's the turn of those a part of Miitopia BRAINS to keep things going on it now that such a task has been restored to one of vital importance. That is to the point that it's once again not enough to just let AI and robots take care of things on the ship. "That is correct." "I'm glad I understood you correctly. Sometimes, we all screw up and mistake what someone said for something else on occasion. Anyway, I'll inform the other knights. You can count on me coming but as for the others.. Well, since our organization is a collective, you know how it goes. It will be up to them to choose whether or not to come to Ninjago. After all, despite still having the role of the knight envoy of BRAINS, I do not have greater authority than anyone else. And thank you for explaining why you asked for knights specifically earlier.

I couldn't have imagined the reason no matter how hard I tried. The mess that is left over from all of that involves the likes of Pythor, Aspera, and the Mechanic causing trouble all over again along with the remains of various villainous plots in Ninjago. Not to mention the invading army of highly skilled warriors who can't be defeated by anyone unless they have formidable swordsmanship as you discovered when Kai managed to off a few thanks to his previously possessing the Sword Of Fire. You also said that you have all been trying to defeat the army but have had no luck at all so that's where us knights come in. Fortunately, there's no major battle occurring on our radar. Many of our comrades are off training or doing a smaller level mission of some kind." Several hours later, the mess was completely cleaned up. Aspera exclaims: "You'll pay for this, Wu, ninja, and knights! You will pay! I will have my revenge once and for all! In fact, you can't restrain me anymore! *breaks free* Wu, I challenge you to a children's card game! The one that's been all the rage in Ninjago lately!" "Very well. I accept your challenge." "Oh will you? Well, I hope you're ready for a riding duel!" Aspera suddenly moves fast and jumps onto someone's motorcycle, knocking them off of it in the process. I sweatdrop: "I foresaw this happening later. Not now. Oh well, this should be amusing to watch." "Hey! This is my motorcycle! Get off of it!" "Sorry but it's Aspera's now! Get lost!"

She hisses her fangs at the person she knocked off. They run away in terror. PIXAL appears, manning a ship and states while lifting down a duel runner gently through the ship: "Master Wu, this is yours to use to fight Aspera. Good luck." Cole exclaims: "I'm not worried. Wu's got this. We should just go chill out or something." Bercouli replies: "Not a bad idea. Except there's still problems to deal with in other worlds and we have to focus on training for what's to come." Tetsuya chuckles: "Hey crab! Did you know that there's no problems that we have to leave to take care of right now?!" I sigh: "Tetsuya, I don't remember messaging you for the need for knights to come here." "Oh! That's right! You didn't but I came here anyway because that's just how I do things, crab!" Suddenly, a bunch of children appear out of nowhere. Someone yells: "NOT THE CHILDREN!" I sweatdrop again. The children start yelling a bunch of things excitedly, mostly admiring the ninja and us knights while Aspera and Wu begin their duel. I notice Tetsuya literally scuttle away before jumping onto a really big spider crab and yell: "Hey crabs! Don't play that children's card game without me! As king crab, you gotta let me duel too! In fact.. I'll just join in anyway! *screams as something suddenly damages him upon activating his duel disk* CRABBY CRABBY CRABBY! This cursed intrusion penalty nonsense! Oh well!" Several children fawn over me due to me being a knight and I just stay calm and humble, becoming somewhat used to this kind of situation by now. But of course, Jay just had to say: "Hey everyone! Party at Dearth's karaoke place! I can't remember its name right now! Sorry!" That shifts the attention of the children completely. Nya just shakes her head: "Of course you'd say that, Jay."