Chaotic Hangouts

Lunch with Terrible Heroes

Chaotic Hangouts

Chapter 27: Lunch with Terrible Heroes

Date: April 15th, 2024

(This takes place after the fictional portions of a 220,000 word long writing I made about Covid.) So after just hanging out for a couple of hours, it was time to take care of something. Let me skip right to it. I go with Benkei from Beyblade along with Pegasus J Crawford, Raven from Teen Titans, Sailor Moon, my fursona BlazeWarriorWolf, Argo, and Mokuba to a certain location to meet with a team of heroes for lunch in a timeline pretty similar to my own. Argo speaks once we get there: "Nyehahaha! What an unusual place to be meeting up with some people!" Mokuba looks around: "This is no KaibaLand but it sure is impressive!" Raven sighs: "What is this place exactly again?" I cackle: "I find it so amusing that in order to get this team of heroes to speak with us, we had to let them pick where to meet up after we insisted we talk over some lunch. I don't even care that the time of day is completely different back in Miitopia or whatever. We are in Disney World. And we are standing in front of the Be Our Guest restaurant themed to Beast's castle in the Fantasyland area of the Magic Kingdom. I haven't been here in years unless we're counting near here in the Kingdom Keepers universe when we had to battle Don Thousand's forces as well as the Overtakers. Isn't it funny though? I've been reconnecting with the Disney loving portion of myself I largely severed around 9 years ago. That whole thing was a mess for several years. I'm not getting into the nitty or gritty of all of that junk though. My love of Disney may be coming back but I don't love the company. I love the actual stuff they've created for the most part especially Disney World and such. Here we are. Let's go in."

Time-skip. In this timeline, the Be Our Guest restaurant actually has more than a few tables big enough to fit all of us including the 5 heroes who we never even knew about until recently. The restaurant is really nice, looks like the inside of Beast's castle, and I get this sense of nostalgia while being in here. We already ordered as there's an ordering process before you actually sit down. There's also the whole reservation thing but no matter. We sit down and blah blah blah. Honestly, we don't even know any of the names of the 5 heroes but they distinguish themselves through the colors they wear to the point their hero names are Red, Yellow, Blue, Purple, and Orange which is very original. Will I ever write about them again after all of this? The answer is most likely no. Their leader, Orange speaks: "We meet at last, representatives of Infinity. I do not know how you found out about us but I still remember very well your communication from a couple of weeks ago because I have true photographic memory. You said you wanted to talk to us for some reason. We don't trust you. Let me make that clear." Argo replies: "Ya know, we didn't have the time to even send a more detailed message to your hideout's supercomputer." I add: "You don't even know who we are or what Infinity really is. *introductions* With that out of the way, let's not waste any time. No sugar coating. Here's why we contacted you. We have our ways of monitoring other universes, realities, timelines, you name it. You 5 are the only individuals with the power in the universe to save it from future catastrophes. While that is all well and good, we know everything about you. Including your.. refusal to help those in need. Yellow, your youngest member is the only one with some decency, the only one willing to help those in need or try to stop actual supervillains for the matter apparently."

Blue snaps: "How dare you call us out! You're cancelling us! So what if innocent people are in need?! We only fight crime, we don't care about those in need. We don't get paid for helping them and even if we did, our sponsors would drop us and we would lose almost all of our money!" Sailor Moon speaks up: "Wait! Don't get angry. We want to try to show you our viewpoints and what we have seen as rash and careless as you are acting so far." I nod: "Sorry for being blunt. Talking directly is the most efficient way of starting things off. That and we are at war so we don't exactly have much time to spare for other things. That being said, we need to have a civil conversation about this. I'm sick of having to fight practically 95% of those who disagree with anything my comrades and I say. So then. You heroes are the only ones who can save this universe of yours. That means all of the responsibility unfortunately is on you and I hate that it is. You shouldn't have to be burdened with all of this. And yet, that's what's going on. We read up on your early days. You have handled a huge variety of incidents and problems across this world but in the past few years, you went mainstream so to speak and got those sponsors of yours after building up your fame over a long period of time. That caused you to reduce the number and variety of problems you deal with. So we ask this: why aren't you taking helping those in need out in stride or for that matter, why aren't you doing much in the face of what's happening to your universe? It is slowly being torn apart by mysterious and dangerous forces." Orange: "Money is everything! We can't be heroes without it and our popularity is everything! In fact, why don't you just go away now! We don't need your lecture! This is our universe, not yours!"