Chaotic Hangouts

Why Are We In Rune-Midgarts?

Chaotic Hangouts

Chapter 4: Why Are We In Rune-Midgarts?

Date: August 27th, 2022

It's been one hell of a day at IndyFurCon. I was not expecting my friend Status who hosted the Midnight at iFC panel to play a game called Things with the other panelists during it. Even though I left it early to go back to my hotel room in order to sleep, it would be like an hour before I finally fell asleep. I should have turned the air conditioner on sooner. Woke up an hour later but after that, I fell asleep again and had a weird nightmare related to furry conventions and Kings Island. As usual, I woke up in my other body first but something wasn't right. Opening my eyes fully, I'm in for the shock of my life: "..Izlude? But how?! I'm certain I went to bed back in Miitopia in this body. Damn it. Why am I in the Rune-Midgarts Kingdom?" I continue looking around, there are people giving me strange looks for apparently sleeping on the streets of Izlude, the city of warriors.

My shock increases when I see that I'm not alone: "Is this a dream? This must be a dream too. But no, it's not strange enough to be a dream. My dreams show events that are nearly impossible in my life. This isn't a nearly impossible event. Shit. Why did some hot heads and other troublemakers have to end up here too? Crap. They're all knocked out. Ugh. I have to wake them up. Better save Bakugo for last, his temper is such a pain. Rainbow Dash will be the easiest." I wake up Rainbow Dash, Korg, Zed, Seatbastian, King Luis of Greenhorne, Knuckles, and Bakugo in that order. Here are the responses they had upon being woken up: "Hey, long time no see Adam! You must be having so many awesome adventures! Also where are we?" "I will explain later. Be ready for a few headaches." "Hey you there! Where are we? Was this one of master Agram's plans? I thought he was gone for good." "Not answering." "Hey Korg, I'm so confused right now." "Who are all of you? None of you look like you deserve to sit on me. Master Neiru never told me to come to this place so why am I here? I hope none of you are responsible because I would be forced to take drastic measures." "You. YOU?! ADAM! I hate you so much! You radical traitor! Was this your doing?" "Don't play the blaming game, Luis! You're the one who can't accept that your government is not ideal for running Greenhorne! Just stop it and let me wake up Bakugo and Knuckles."

"..It's good to see you again, Adam. Last time we teamed up to save the world, you showed me something few ever do. Also, WHERE ARE WE?!" "I can't explain right now. Later once everyone has cooled down, I will. It is good to see you, of course. I must wake up the massive hothead now, I'm so not excited.''Oh great, one of the nerds woke me up. WHERE THE HELL ARE WE?! THIS MUST HAVE BEEN YOU'RE DOING, YOU QUIRKLESS 2 FACED LOSER! I HAVE TO TRAIN TO BEAT UP A BUNCH OF NOBODY VILLAINS YOU KNOW! WHY ARENT THE DAMN EXTRAS WITH YOU?! AND WHERE THE HELL IS DEKU? I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!" "I already have a headache. Well, FYI genius, you should know by now that I would never pull a stunt like this. After all, I suggested to All Might and Eraserhead to come to Miitopia to get their permanent scars and injuries healed up by my friends Bray and Dominic. They haven't accepted it or even declined it. The conflict you are soon to be involved in might go drastically differently than it's supposed to so just calm down while I try to get all of us out of here. Strange, you aren't making fun of my pajamas." "I DONT CARE WHAT YOU SAY, THIS IS YOUR FAULT! DIE!" The chaos only gets worse as Korg and Zed try to sit on Seatbastian. Korg is an ogre like green pudgy Shadow Magi who wears a grey helmet with wings on it. Zed is more like a jungle-ish green human-ish Shadow Magi with a red shirt, turquoise long hair, and turquoise triangular beard. The mostly dark purple robot Seatbastian has a red visor, lime green face with kinda weird eyes, odd mouth, lavender like lines, a yellow circle, and 2 other ones that form the upper edges of his head in terms of color.

"Get off of me, you two buffoons are clearly not worthy to sit on me, the luxurious lounge chair. I am the chair of all chairs." He ejects both of them easily. It seems that whatever got us here didn't take any of our stuff as Korg and Zed summon their now purified dream creatures: "Nooo! Our shadow creatures! Agram's defeat must have removed their void energy! Now they won't do anything for us willingly! Come on Korg, you get them to listen to us since that talking chair over there wants to hog himself to himself!" Bakugo begins attacking me: "DIE YOU BASTARD! COME ON, FIGHT ME!" "Let me get out my stuff first if you're going to be this serious about everything. Today's just going great. I want to be eating breakfast with my closest Miitopian friends right now. But here we are. And will you just let me try to get us out of here for real? This city is very cool, I'd live here or Payon if it weren't for Miitopia. Nevertheless, we cannot stay here like this." I dodge all of his attacks as I get out my gear and equip it: "There we go. Now I don't have to rely on just dexterity to avoid getting hit by you." Knuckles, the red echidna with blue eyes, white gloves, and big red, yellow, and green shoes blocks a blast from Bakugo: "LISTEN HERE YOU JERK! I HATE WHEN PEOPLE ATTACK OUT OF NOWHERE WITHOUT EVEN FIGURING ANYTHING OUT! AND I RESPECT ADAM, YOU LEAVE THEM ALONE, YOU HEAR ME?! COME AT ME INSTEAD, HOTSHOT!" "DAMN YOU, IM GOING TO MURDER YOU FIRST!"