Chaotic Hangouts

Animal Control vs Furries

Chaotic Hangouts

Chapter 26: Animal Control vs Furries

Date: March 1st, 2024

I sigh in exasperation at Kevin of the Supernoobs. "You're just going to keep annoying me until I say yes, right?" We are currently on the BRAINS space station which is slowly turning into like an artificial dwarf planet because we are continuously trying to expand and improve upon it. It was deemed most optimal to create a new system for generating artificial gravity for the station. Up to now, we have relied on magic and forms of energy compatible with it inside of various devices that can be controlled in the control room. While that is well and good, it was determined that reshaping the space station into a planet like body would allow us to create a new machine in the center of it that would act as the ship's inner core. Hell, the whole thing's getting reconfigured with all that was built to turn it into a sphere. We are mimicking the design of Planet Earth in order to make the station more stable and energy efficient than it already is. Tangent over. Kevin smiles and nods excitedly: "That's right! You just have to come to our school! Like I keep saying, it's Be A Famous Person Day. *chuckles* But who said I had to follow the rules when I know a lot of cool famous people?!" "The only incentives I have for going there are that it will make you stop bothering me, the experience will be interesting, and I will get a chance to go up against more deranged people. I've only been saying no to test your willpower. It looks like you really are immune to the word no at this point."

"Hehe! Then is that a yes?!" "Yes. Just don't make me regret this. I already don't like the idea of being called a famous person. I have a general idea of how things are going to go though so it will be alright in the end." And a few minutes later, we teleport to Tyler's basement in order to be more discreet. After all, even the Supernoobs are still keeping their identities as heroes a secret and I really don't like attention from lots of people at once. Tyler, Shope, Memock, Roach, and Zenblock give us various expressions. Zenblock stares at Kevin: "You had better hope this doesn't go horribly wrong. Memock and I have even taken our Bob and Rob forms as you can see as usual. That wacko science teacher of yours may have been completely defeated in another dimension but we can't be too careful." I add: "None of you have to say it. Of course I'm in my armor. Now then, I'm going to hide my armor for now with a basic illusion spell since I know how to do that now. The less attention we get, the better. Are all of you ready for this?" Some time later, we have used normal modern ways to get to Cornbury Middle School. Mem and Zen are disguised as janitors. Looking around, we see all students and faculty except Kevin dressed up as famous people. Kevin smirks: "This is going to be hilarious! Principal Wormeramer won't see this coming!" I wag my finger: "Not so fast. How much time until the 5 minute bell rings?" "Uhh.. We got here earlier than usual. Tyler, Shope, Mem, and Zen insisted on that." "Good. I'm going to take a jog to the woods nearby where I will dispel my spell and return with my appearance restored to that of my knightly identity."

I do just that and when I jog back, the chaos begins. Chronos, Vice Chancellor of Duel Academia appears with Bonaparte(aka Napoleon) who is just below him in Duel Academia's administration. Chronos has blonde hair tied into a long ponytail at the back, light skin, gray? eyes, a huge duel disk attached to his golden but mostly blue uniform with a pink portion around his neck, and dark colored lipstick. Bonaparte literally is a short French man with his long mustache, greying/balding hair, middle aged face, light skin, dark eyes, and uniform that you'd expect to be worn by an admiral or general. Chronos screams: "Momma mia! Where the hell are we now?!" Bonaparte replies: "I don't know but you need to calm down, Chronos!" "Wait! Don't we know some of the people here? Why are most of them dressed so strangely?!" Tyler and the others along with myself end up going over to them. Tyler(dressed as a famous samurai) responds to the Ancient Gear duelist with a PHD in dueling: "Hey, it's you. I've seen you a few times, Mister-" "That's Doctor to you!" Boneparte shakes his head: "Can we just focus on why we're here and-" Jock Jockerson interrupts him. He has a mostly red shirt, blonde hair, and looks like an oversized school jock with a body proportion that I'm not even sure is normal for human beings in most universes. He points and laughs: "Hey loser noobs! Looks like you brought along some pathetic looking friends with you today! *points at Chronos* Look at this crossdressing loser! *points at Bonaparte* And look at this shortie! *points at me* And look at.. this.."