Stuck In Universe 7

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Chapter 9: Stuck In Universe 7

Date: January 13th, 2023

Continuing on from Redundant Apocalypses Chapter 10. "Woah there, Young Bakugo! Calm down!" "SHUT UP, ALL MIGHT!" Eraser Head binds him in his cloth and activates his quirk: "That's enough out of you." "Woah, cool! You must be really strong! Can I fight you?" "KAKAROT!" "GOKU!" "Sorry, I only fight villains. You aren't a villain." "WHAT A DRAG!" Soon enough, no one can hear themselves talk or yell as it gets extremely loud with everyone communicating at once. However, Sakura has had enough. She punches the ground with all of her might: "EVERYONE, SHUT THE HELL UP! CHAAAAAA!" A huge crater is formed. Beerus looks scared: "W-what kind of human are you?!" "I'm Sakura, a medical ninja and all of you are being rude! We're all stuck here so we should find a way to get back to our own universes! Do I make myself clear?" Multiple individuals gulp and sweat heavily. She made her point. "You're even scarier than ChiChi and super strong at that!" ".." "Man, you sound like Naruto. One Naruto is enough. What a drag." "I know something that will cheer everyone up!" "That is not a wise decision right now, Yuya Sakai. I advise against it." Yuya ignores Pandor and summons a bunch of Performapal monsters plus Odd Eyes. Spectre laughs: "This day keeps getting more and more interesting!" "You meatbags! We need to focus on the problem at hand!" "The Ignis is right." "I concur, Master Ryoken. As amusing as this is, we need to return to our dimensions." "Yuma, don't you dare do the same thing as Yuya!" "Alright, I won't, Katori!" "My my, what interesting mortals! We should take them to Bulma's place! I'm sure she can help! What do you think, Lord Beerus?" "Why not. I like having excuses to eat Bulma's food." "As do I, Lord Beerus! Let's enjoy some yummy Earth cuisine!" "Does this Bulma have ramen? I love ramen! Believe it!" A bunch of individuals voice objections about sending everyone there, myself included.

"Are you even thinking rationally? So much chaos would ensue at Bulma's if all of us were sent there!" "I want a nap! It'd be too loud for me in Bulma's lab if everyone were there for me to relax enough despite my want for a nap!" "I strongly advise against that. Our combined weight would be too much for Capsule Corporation to handle." "My calculations confirm PIXAL's. That is not a good idea." "Sending everyone anywhere together is foolish. A lot of trouble would be caused and I wouldn't appreciate having to help deal with it. Especially if I had to manifest my circuit." "So many punks would ruin everything! Should I beat you up for suggesting something like that?" "THE NOOBS AREN'T COMPLETELY MATURE ENOUGH TO HANDLE SUCH A SITUATION! EARTH FOOD IS A BAD IDEA WITH THEM AND THE OTHERS!" "Zenblock, I thought you were done being angry! And yes, I object to that suggestion that was made too." "MEMOCK, I WAS ENJOYING SLEEP FIGHTING WHEN A PORTAL SUCKED ME AWAY FROM MY ROOM!" "Heh. That makes sense. I was actually making some cupcakes to celebrate someone's birthday. They're still in the oven. Oh no! They'll be ruined by the time we get back if we ever do!" Whis gets everyone to settle down and Madeline says calmly and kindly: "I have a better idea. Please consider just having the most scientific minded individuals here go. You don't even need to take them. They'll just teleport there." "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN JUST TELEPORT?!" "Be nice, Lord Beerus." "THIS IS ME BEING NICE!" "Anyway, that's a splendid idea. Lord Beerus and I will still go so be sure to wait for us when you get there. I might be of some assistance to you all." Some screams are heard as some of us get disintegrated while some others get salinized. All Might and my Lord Knight counterpart are among those who react the strongest. "Shigaraki?!" "Not the Salt Pillar ritual.." Tomura disintegrates Dominic or rather, tries too but The Flash saves him. "Oh well. I'll destroy all of you who have stood in way at long last!"

But before he can take another step, Chef Lauren offers his some food: "You're stuck here too so why don't you stop destroying and start eating?! Bon appetité!" "I don't want your food!" "Mind Transfer Jutsu!" "Huh?!" Ino takes control of Shigaraki. Meanwhile, Takius and Varmundt magically restrain the individuals turning others into salt. And then, Bray and some others bring back literally everyone who was just killed with ease. "Arrr! Dominic! Didn't you make a quirk negating device with a lot of help last month in secret?!" Dominic gets something out: "Oh yeah, this thing. It was no big deal once I worked with other scientists to make it. Just a simple ring. Nothing big or special. Someone take it from me. I don't feel like putting it on Shigaraki." "I don't think so, scientist man." Dabi tries to burn Dominic and the ring but Dark Helmet gets in the way: "That ring must have the power of the Swartz in it! I won't allow you to destroy it!" Dabi is force choked by the Spaceballs villain. Ino takes the ring from Dominic and puts it on Shigaraki as she continues to control him. Then she releases him from her jutsu and he groans with a headache: "What was that? And why is there a ring on it?!" "Stay right where you are, disintegration man! Let me take it from you or I will kill this man who is clearly an associate of yours with the Swartz!" Dominic interrupts as he and the other scientists start teleporting away: "Have fun. We're going to try to get all of us out of here. Oh and Shigaraki, good luck using your quirk now." He and the other scientist finish teleporting away. Tomura tries to destroy Seyren who happens to be the closest life form to him but nothing happens. "My quirk! No! This damn ring! Get it off of me!" "Good! I'll just take it from you since you don't want it! And it will be with the Swartz that I do so!" "That won't be happening. I set the Pendulum scale with D/D Savant Galiei and D/D Savant Copernicus. I Pendulum summon D/D Baphomet and my 3 D/D/D Doom King Armageddons! Restrain all 3 villains!"

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