Chaotic Hangouts

Skibidi Toilet, Tradition Breaking, Crash Town

Chaotic Hangouts

Chapter 29: Skibidi Toilet, Tradition Breaking, Crash Town

Date: June 7th, 2024

For once, I cackle mischievously at the beautiful plan we have hatched this time. The only reason we can carry it out is we have temporarily broken time for much of Don Thousand's empire, I'm not even going to question how that managed to work out. All I care about is the chaos we are about to unleash intentionally. Usually, the chaos just happens spontaneously but not this time. No, we're going to really have fun with it. Fluffy Afro speaks: "I'm feeling wacky today!" I reply: "Aren't we all? Are the kazoos all ready to go? Does anyone know?" We are at a wedding event. Not just any wedding, however. It's a wedding between Simon(formerly Ice King) and Betty from Adventure Time. The venue is Candy Kingdom castle which we hope is big enough for us of all to fit without something going horribly wrong. A wedding between them has been a long time coming, what's funny is that we specifically wanted a wedding to happen today. Didn't exactly matter whose but since we don't know when or if Kirito and Asuna are destined to get married in the future irl, we couldn't have their wedding take place yet exactly. We have been waiting for a day where most of us aren't off fighting across the multiverse and there aren't any skydiving xenomorphs coming down on anyone to latch to their faces, eat them, and/or grow parasitically inside of them. It just so happens that there really aren't too many couples in BRAINS that are ready for marriage. But Simon and Betty are. This isn't going to be a 'normal' wedding where everyone dresses nicely and a priest or whoever leads the vow stuff.

Though Spaceballs did a great job in ruining the traditional Christian wedding. Vespa was just not having it that day. And dress nicely? Forget that useless social expectation that has no real benefit in the long term but more on why that's nonsense crap later on. We are just waiting for Simon and Betty to come out, all ready to go. And if you think there's going to be at least flower girls, you'd be partly right. Finn, Jake, Marceline, and Bubblegum are with Simon and Betty in order to make sure they're ready to go. The least nerve wrecking for Betty and Simon seating arrangement has been set up for those of us in attendance. Minutes pass with nothing changing. Yu yells: "This is boring! When will they be ready?! Waiting stinks! It stinks! It stinks!" Madoka sighs: "Can you please try to be more patient, Yu?" "I'm trying to but it's so hard with everything that we have planned!" Pitohui laughs: "This is going to be almost as fun as Squad Jam!" Llenn sighs at hearing that. Discord chuckles together with Pinkie Pie, I think I saw fear in the eyes of a few others from hearing them chuckle together. Finally, Simon and Betty go up to whatever the hell we substituted for a podium. It was built with a bunch of space junk. Myself and a number of others stand up as they arrive through a Flying Nimbus cloud with flowers in our hands. We all just toss flowers playfully around. I yell: "Flowers! Flowers! Get your flowers! Make sure to not let them die! Water them! Water your free flowers! That's right, water them! And give them sunlight too! Sunlight!" Betty and Simon were okay with making their wedding very different from the traditional wedding because who needs a traditional wedding when it's pretty damn rigid? There's no best man or whatever in this wedding. No, more like best friends who are letting their hair down while supporting the couple to be married.

Simon and Betty make vows to each other with no one filling the role priests fill at traditional Christian weddings. Behold, part of the true power of anarchist based organization in which you don't need an authority figure to conduct weddings because screw that, let's get rid of that baggage. When the two are finished(in a wedding with this arrangement, it's necessary for the couple to be able more prepared to say what they need to because they're doing all the talking with friends beside them on both sides), they finish off in unison: "We love each other and will now promise to be together for the rest of our days! Let the party begin!" Myself and the others who had got up had positioned ourselves in interesting ways after we "returned" to our seats. A lot of us in attendance are just positioned in hilarious ways right now. I mean, if you can walk on the ceiling, what's stopping you from standing there instead of sitting in a perfectly positioned folding chair or church bench or whatever during a wedding? Also. Disclaimer: no flowers were harmed in the process of playfully tossing them around. We took actual precautions which you would not expect given this entire wedding is 95% a chaotic hangout and intentionally so. But now that they have said the magic words, the real fun can begin. I'm wearing my full armored assembly as usual but in part to help play the part of a flower tosser, that's not all I'm wearing. I'm wearing a flower crown, the only kind of crown I'll accept being on my head because screw monarchy. I'm also wearing a flower themed cloak and flower shaped sunglasses. Oh and I have a flower in my mouth like something straight out of a romance. Or I did until I put it away in favor of really getting down to chaos with almost everyone else in attendance. I rush with a bunch of others onto the podium substitute and there, we get into all kinds of shenanigans.