Chaotic Hangouts

Escort Transport: Cookie

Chaotic Hangouts

Chapter 12: Escort Transport: Cookie

Date: April 1st, 2023

As the war continued to rage in Miitopia, a certain group of individuals aiding against the Nazis had no choice but to return to where they've come from to help. "Twilight, are you sure we really have to return to Equestria? We just got here 2 hours ago! And we need to help our friends and allies." "I know that, Applejack but.. There are a lot of friendship problems building up and rumors that Chrysalis, Tirek, and Cozy Glow have somehow been turned back from being stone. There is also a rumor about a cookie so delicious and magical that it needs to be guarded and locked away far from any town. Ponies are fighting over it. We must be taken care of this immediately. Rainbow Dash, I want you to tell whoever you can that we're going. You're the fastest of us." "You got it, Twilight!" As Rainbow Dash speeds away from the ponies who by chance managed to meet up in the middle of another battle over Greenhorne, I overheard everything. I'm drenched in my own sweat and blood but I don't care about that right now. I go over to them while cutting down some Nazis in 2. "Ha! Ha! Move out of the way or die!" I quickly get to them: "Ponies, I heard everything. If you must go, go. I'll inform some of the others when I get the chance. I suggest you hurry. It sounds like whatever's going on could be enough to plunge Equestria into a state as bad as things are here in Miitopia. I'll cover your exit. Don't worry about taking down more Nazis. I'll take them. Bray's healing spell is still in effect but you really should hurry. As amazing as it take, it won't be enough to save you from really high damage. The Nazis get stronger by the day with better gear and all that. That means that it would only take a few minutes worth of bullets constantly pounding you to kill you." A couple minutes later, Rainbow Dash returns. "I'm back! What did I miss?" "Oh good, the whole team is here. You know, I was wondering why you were the only ones who came here today from Equestria. It makes sense now. So much going on there. Now go on, get out of here! All these Nazis trying to kill you will fall to my sword. I swear it."

The ponies along with Spike the dragon nod. And with that, they just teleport away. Soon after that, we won the battle and immediately had to head to New Lumos to fight there too. Something really bad has come up there. What we didn't know was just how much of a hellish nightmare today was going to be after the humor was done. And on what was essentially April Fools Day too.. *Meanwhile in Equestria* "So uhh.. Why are we guarding a cookie in a carriage again?" "Well since all the friendship problems were taken care of very quickly, we now have to make sure this cookie never sees the light of day, Rainbow Dash." "Darlings, let's not forget that Twilight said that this cookie is thousands of years old and was created and enchanted by an evil wizard. That means we have to be careful not to eat it or anything like that. This is so beneath my standards but oh well, I'll do anything for Twilight." "Mmm! It smells so good! It may be thousands of years old but as far as I can tell, it still smells great and looks fresh! No wonder ponies were fighting over it in Ponyville! I just want to eat it all up!" "Yeah about that.. I don't think you should eat that. Angel bunny was immediately repulsed by the cookie when we passed through the animal reserve not too long ago.." "I don't care! I want that cookie!" "Pinkie Pie! Don't you dare eat that enchanted cookie!" Pinkie Pie starts entering the carriage while Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy continue pulling it along. Rainbow is just about ready to unclip from the carriage and tackle Pinkie Pie herself. "Darn it, Pinkie Pie! I thought you were done craving dangerous or excessive desserts!" "Pinkie Pie! Get out of there this instant!" "Alright, cookie! It's just you and me! Down the hatch!" "Hey, where are we?" "Rigby. Mordecai. If you two are responsible for us being here, you are so fired." "Woah, chillax Benson! We didn't do anything to bring us here!" "Don't lie. You two screwed up something again and that sent us wherever here is. You guys."

"You're supposed to be on our side, Skips!" "You know who else is supposed to be on your side? My mom!" "GUYYYYYYYYYYYS! STOP MESSING AROUND AND GET SERIOUS! I DONT WANT TO BE-" "THERE'S A DELICIOUS COOKIE NEARBY! Mordecai, let's eat it!" "RIGBBBBBBBBBBBBY!" Mordecai refuses to budge. Rigby runs toward the carriage by following the trail of cookie scent. And that's when the Mystery Machine falls from out of the sky. They weren't called to help in Miitopia for combat, only some intelligence gathering when their skills were needed. Today wasn't one of those days they were needed. Several screams can be heard as this happens. This causes Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie to come to a complete stop. Inside the carriage, the cookie and Pinkie Pie are sent crashing into one of the walls just as Rigby gets in, causing him to crash into a different side. "Owwwww!" The cookie was contained inside a huge glass cookie jar. It shatters, causing the cookie to fall to the floor but miraculously not crumble into pieces despite being as warm and apparently fresh as a cookie from Crumbl Cookies. In fact, it hits the floor with a really loud thump. Rigby and Pinkie Pie stare at each other as the screaming continues outside. "What are you looking at, pink pony? I want that cookie!" "I want it too! I saw it first so it's mine! Mine!" "But I want it too! Give it to me or else!" "Hmph!" And then they start fighting each other. And as that happens, more strange dimensional things happen. The sky breaks apart as it is suddenly replaced by an error message reading: "System failure". As a result, some individuals fall in from a gaming world as the Mystery Machine lands safely thanks to a parachute Velma designed and the gang all helped install together. Shaggy and Scooby run out of it, right for the cookie. "Come on, Scoob! Let's go get that cookie!" "Right, Raggy!" "Shaggy! Scooby! What are you doing? We almost just died!"