Stories in the Saiki K Universe

Saiki K and the Grand Illusion

So If You Think Your Life Is...

KAIDOU
Hey, Saiki. I often contemplate the meaning of life, don't you?

SAIKI
[No].

KAIDOU
Oh... OK.... Well... Wanna go get some coffee jelly?

SAIKI
[Yes].

Complete Confusion

KAIDOU
What's this now?... Dastardly evil-doers blocking our path?

SAIKI
[That's just Takahashi].

KAIDOU
How dare they do this!... I am baffled by their actions. Some might even say, I'm so confused!

SAIKI
[That's a bit on the nose, but I'll allow it].

Because You Never Win the Game

KAIDOU
Oh hey! There's Hairo, playing tennis with Nendou!... I'd say we should go over there, but it looks like Nendou is beating him pretty bad. It's probably smarter to stay away. We know how Hairo is. He doesn't like to lose, especially to Nendou.

SAIKI
[And yet I'm spending time with you, Kaidou. I'll let our readers decide who the real loser is].

KAIDOU
What was that Saiki?...

SAIKI
[Nothing].

Just Remember That...

KAIDOU
Speaking of which, that reminds me of a childhood memory.

SAIKI
[This feels random].

KAIDOU
I was surrounded by nothingness, and then suddenly, the spirit of the JET BLACK WINGS entered my unborn body, you know, while I was still inside my mom's belly!

SAIKI
[I know. Sometimes it's hard for our readers to tell the difference between Kaidou and Yuuta].

It's a Grand Illusion

KAIDOU
Hey, isn't that Chono over there?.... What a fantastic magician.... He's become one of the worlds most celebrated illusionists.

SAIKI
[Yes, I know. Don't remind me].

KAIDOU
Oh wow! Look at that! Tres Bien!

SAIKI
[He didn't even do anything yet. He's just standing there].

And Deep Inside We're All the Same

KAIDOU
I'm glad we've been spending the day together, Saiki.

SAIKI
[The day?... It's been five minutes so far].

KAIDOU
It's like we're cut from the same cloth. Both heroes. Both handsome young gentlemen. Both searching for meaning in this deep, dark world.... searching for a sworn friend...

SAIKI
[I already said, keep me out of that sworn friend business. That's enough. The story is over. Kaidou took it too far].