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【2】Twitchy Introduction✦

〖 Your P.o.v 〗

"The Elves are attacking!" Eric ran out of the tent. We followed behind, and he started barking out commands, "Everyone to their defensive positions."

"Give us the stick humans!" A bunch of other kids stood near the fence gate with weapons and fake elf ears.

"Fuck you drow-elf! Come and get it!"

"Clyde defend the stick of truth, while we defend the fortress!"

"Aye Aye!"

"Aye Aye? We're not playing fucking pirates Clyde!"

And to think all of us are high-school students. What the fuck?! 

"Aghhh!!!" Butters ran around in panic.

"Dammit, Butters you're losing!" Eric yelled.

I cut in immediately and the elves aimed their bows at me. "A girl!" They pointed and became confused. I used this to my advantage and took out a sword. "Take this!" I jabbed the guy in the gut and he fell down.

"Now you're gonna get it!" The other elf aimed his bow at me and shot an arrow. I dodged and charged at him like a bull. The guy with a bow fell in an instant kill.

The guy with a wooden sword "sliced" my side and I "lost" health. "Owww.."

"Hah, take that new kid!"

"Screw you man!" I ended him with a final blow with my sword. I turned around and Butters smiled wide. "Thanks (Y/n)!"

"No problem!" I'm beginning to grow out of my shell now. Everyone is so outgoing... It's starting to rub off on me.

My brother finished his battle and looked at me to see if I was okay. I sent him a thumbs up and the elves retreated.

"FALL BACK!"

Eric cheered and started to boast. " Na Na Na NA NAAAA We control the universe! HA ha ha ha ha hAAA!"

"It's gone." Clyde came out.

"What?"

"The elves got it."

Eric's expression turned into fury and he shouted at Clyde, "THAT WAS YOUR ONE GOD DAMN JOB CLYDE!!!"

"Welp."

"Clyde, you are hereby banished from space and time!" Eric said.

"What, you can't do that!"

"Yes, I can! Now you are banished!"

"Yeah go home, Clyde!" Butters agreed.

Clyde stormed off and I followed him out of Eric's house. "Hey wait-" He turned around and saw me. "What do you want?" He asked.

"If you feel bad or anything, I just wanted you to know it wasn't your fault," I replied.

"I'm okay, just pissed at Cartman, I'm gonna get back at him one day." I walked with him, as he kept going down the sidewalk. 

"Cartman doesn't seem all too nice. " I said honestly.

"Well, he's a fucking asshole. Everyone knows it, but we still hang out with him."

"Ahh, I see," I said meekly.

"This sucks. "Clyde said.

"Sorry, am I—" 

"No it's just that Cartman basically kicked me out of the game... but I won't let that happen. I'm gonna get back at him."

"What're you gonna do?" I asked.