References to Season 2 Episode 17 ( Gnomes )
〖LUNCH TIME〗
"Hey, new kid sit with us!" I turned around and saw the girls looking at my brother. He looked at me for a second asking if it was okay. I nodded and let him go.
"Yo, (Y/n)!" Clyde called me over to his table, which was a mix of Craig's gang and Stan's friends. I sat down next to Clyde and saw Cartman glaring at Clyde.
"Dude, I banished you!"
"Cartman quit being a dick, we're not playing that game right now," Kyle said.
"Shut up you stupid jew!"
"Fuck you fatass!" Cartman said. The two bickered as the rest of the group talked to each other.
"Hey (Y/n), after school you should come with me to Kyle's house to do the project." Stan said.
"Sure." I heard the girls giggling and I looked over at their table. Wendy and Bebe were all very close to my brother. Stan followed my gaze and rolled his eyes.
"God, I hate the girls here. They fall so easily for people, I mean, like, don't you think you should you should get to know someone before saying you like them? Like common fucking sense." Stan ranted.
"Gee, Stan, sounds like you've had it rough with girls before." I said.
"Yeah well, a long time ago I was close with one of them and I thought I knew them, but I really didn't."
"How long ago?"
"Uh, fourth grade..."
I started to laugh, "Seriously dude? Get over it, you were like 9." Stan grinned a little, " I guess so, yeah... You're right (Y/n)!" Stan said agreed.
"Hell yeah, I'm right!" I cheered.
"Yeah you're fucking right (Y/n)! You're a goddamn genius! I don't need her I have you!"
"Yeah— wait what???"
My guy, I just met you today?
"You're the girl in our group which means you're not some fake bitch like the rest of them right? We only need one chick that's not fake,"
"Stan's right!" Clyde joined in, glaring at Bebe.
"Alright (Y/n), since you're the new kid in our group, specifically a girl we have to test you." Cartman interrupted.
"Alright, this question will determine whether you're part of our group or not..." Cartman continued.
"Guys we don't need to test her!" Kyle cut in.
"Shut it, you stupid jew!"
"Fuck you fatass!" The two went back to bickering, leaving me to continue my conversation with Stan.
"You should know we all rip on each other for at least one thing," Stan said.
"We rip on Kyle for being a nerd—"
"Actually, we rip on him for being a jew" Cartman cut in.
"Shut up fatass!"
"—Cartman for being a fatass, Kenny for being poor, Tweek for being an ADD coffee addict, Craig for his sexual relations with his guinea pig—"
"Fuck you dude! I don't stick my guinea pig up my ass, you little-"
"Tolkien for being rich, Clyde for being a crybaby and Jimmy for his bad jokes and stuttering." Stan finished.
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FanfictionEver since we were born, my brother and I had to keep moving from place to place, running from something. And now, we've moved to this small little mountain town in the middle of fucking nowhere. I just want things to be normal this time. ___ ALL CH...
