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【4】Committing Arson✦

〖Your P.o.v〗

"Hi, Tolkien!" I said as I walked towards the tower he stood near. "Hey (Y/n)!" He smiled at me.

 "How do you like our kingdom so far?" He asked.

"It's a lot of fun and there seems to be so many great fighters!"

"Well of course! We're the strongest kingdom after all! Just wait till we get the stick of truth back, then we'll truly be the strongest." Tolkien said.

"I hope so. Hey, just wondering, but how did you guys think of this game anyway."

Tolkien chuckled before answering, "Game of Thrones,"

"Oh! That makes a lot of sense!"

"ATTENTION! We're off to the Giggling Donkey where the bard is!" Cartman said. And with that order, we all left for our destination.

〖AT THE JIMMY'S HOUSE〗

"There it is... The inn of the Giggling Donkey."

"Isn't this just Jimmy's house?" Craig said.

"Paladin Butters, are you sure this is the place? " Cartman asked.

"That's what twitter says!"

"Carrier raven! Butters!" Cartman corrected.

"Sorry! I mean carrier raven!"

Cartman sighed and began to bark out orders, 

"Tweek and Tolkien guard the back door. Butters, Craig, Princess Kenny, Hero-(Y/n), and Sir Douchebag and I will go in."

We walked in and saw people sitting at different tables playing cards and there was even a guy at the counter selling drinks. Accidentally I wandered around in the area, looking for places to explore. I went through the halls while the others talked to guy at the bar stand. Suddenly, I realized Craig followed behind me.

"Craig?" I whispered and turned around.

"How'd you know I was here?"

"You're pretty sneaky, but I managed to notice you." I smiled.

"What are you doing?" He asked, realizing I snuck away from the group without them noticing.

 "Just checking out the area." I looked out the window and saw three drow elves just standing around. One of them had this really nice spear. Well really it was a thick branch with a taser duct-taped to the end of it, but it was far better than this wooden sword I had.

"Craig, help me defeat those guys." I whispered. He merely nodded and followed behind. I opened the window and climbed out. Since they still hadn't noticed me, I took out my bow and shot one of them in the ass.

What can I say? It's an easy target.

"Ow! Motherfucker! I got shot right in asshole!" He turned around and Craig and I hid behind some trash cans, stifling our laughs.

"Psst watch this," Craig whispered and took out his slingshot." When one was looking away, Craig aimed the rock at his nuts and the drow elf fell to his knees. At this point I had a hard time containing my laughter, but I managed to stay under cover.

I aimed my arrow at the third drow-elf's ass, only this time I arched the bow farther back so there would be more velocity.

I let go, and instead of the plastic arrow bouncing off his ass, it stayed right into his crack.