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A/N; HI! Usually, these are at the end of chapters, but this time it's at the start! The events in the story are canon to this story, but just take place on a random day at being in South Park! It's mostly unrelated to the story happening right now, it's just something to read for fun! And as promised, after this chapter will be an early update! Thank you all for 1k votes! I'm so happy to know you're all enjoying the story!

References to Season 26 Episode 1 ( Cupid Ye )

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I looked down at the TikTok I was watching. It was a beautiful video of very delicious pancakes. They were sprinkling powdered sugar and syrup, and oh god it looked delicious, I wish I could reach through the screen and—

My mouth fell open as the person stuck their fingers into the pancakes. IT WAS SLIME! IT WAS FUCKING SLIME!

The once beautiful pancakes turned out to be slime the entire time.

I snickered quietly to myself and sent the TikTok to Cartman.

In just a few moments, an audio message was sent to me.

"(Y/N), YOU EVIL BITCH! STOP SENDING ME THESE, I KEEP THINKING THEY'RE ACTUALLY FOOD!"

I fell over on the couch, laughing my ass off at the sound of pissed-off Cartman.

I've been sending Cartman videos of good looking food and also slime videos of food.

I've also gained quite the following on TikTok. 10 million followers. I mostly made stuff about baking and cooking since it's what I liked to do. I also made videos of friends  reacting to my food. The only person who knew about my page so far was Cartman. He found it accidentally, and I was super shy about sharing it with the others so we made a compromise. Each time I made a TikTok on the food I made, he got to eat some of it.

The best part about this was I was actually getting paid by TikTok too.

Although my success was grand, Dovahkiin was better than me.

He had 11 million followers making TikToks with the LEAST effort! When we were all hanging out when Kyle dared him to make a thirst trap, and he really went for it. Now he makes thirst traps.

And now he's at 11 million followers plus, also getting paid.

Lucky bitch. I can't beleive he's making so much money from just that.

Scrolling down, I saw another TikTok, food of course. My FYP was pretty similar to my content. I watched as they mixed, sugar, eggs, baking powder, vanilla extract, and flour. They then proceeded to put coco powder through a sifter.

Oh they're making a chocolate cake, I made a video like this last week. I kept watching, intrigued to see if their cake was going to look better than mine.

The video was so long, so I just skipped to the end.

The decorating was kinda weird, the frosting was really shiny—

They stuck their hands into the cake! ARE KIDDING?! SLIME?! AGAIN?!

I chuckled and sent it to Cartman.

In a just a few seconds, I got another audio message, " FUCK YOU (Y/N)! DIRTY JEW!"

I fell over on the couch, lauging at his angriness. I'm not even fucking jewish, but he was sure pissed!

Dovahkiin came down and saw me,

"Why're you laughing so hard?"

I showed him my phone, and he looked over, watching the TikToks and playing the audio messages. He smiled slightly,