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【13】A Secret ✦

【Your P.o.v】

I stared at Dovahkiin's (s/c) skin, as he slept soundly beside me. For some reason, I wasn't able to get myself to go to sleep. I have been trying for the past hour but can't fall asleep. Dovahkiin here was able to fall asleep in a matter of seconds, one of the few things about him that I was jealous of.

I sighed quietly and shut my eyes; Here goes my one-hundredth attempt at falling asleep.

Just a couple of seconds after, I heard very high-pitched singing voices.

"Time to go to work! Work all night! Search for underpants HEY! We won't stop until we have underpants! Yum tum tummy tum tay!"

I sat up and watched the underpants gnomes stack up on each other by my brother's dresser. They opened the top drawer, taking out his boxers.

I rubbed my eyes in confusion, "The underpants gnomes that Tweek showed us!" I said aloud.

I remember it was a couple of days ago!

"Shit, she's awake!" They looked at me.

"What?!" the other underpants gnome said, turning to look at me.

"This kid's awake! What the fuck do we do?!" They looked at each other.

"Oh fuck! Guess we gotta kill her!" One said.

"Oh, alright!" The other complied.

"No! What the fuck! Don't you remember us from a couple nights ago?! Step one; Collect underpants, Step Two;..... Step Three; Profit!" I exclaimed.

"(Y/n)...?" Dovahkiin slurred, sitting up and rubbing his eyes.

"The underpants gnomes!" I pointed.

"Oh..." He waved to them timidly.

"They know us?!?! Since when?!?! Do you remember seeing these guys Tim?" One underpants gnome said.

"No! They must be crab people!" The other accused.

"No we're not! Hey—" One started throwing pebbles at me. I mean it was tiny so it didn't hurt, but rude.

"Hey! Fuck you guys!" I stood up. Dovahkiin stood up after me and kicked each one of them so that they hit the wall.

"Harsh..."I muttered.

"Shit! He's too big! We can't beat em!"

"Well if you can't beat him, shrink em! Go ahead warlock!" The gnome with the red hat said.

"No, no, no! Don't"

A warlock gnome appeared out of nowhere and threw dust at us, shrinking Dovahkiin and I to the size of the gnomes.

"Shit!"

"Take this motherfuckers!" The one with the red hat said, spewing gold dust at us, which somehow summoned a tiny meteor to come roaring toward us. However, since we had shrunken down, the meteor did A LOT OF DAMAGE. 

"Gahh! We're on fire!" I panicked.

Calmly, Dovahkiin took out a cure potion, aka a water bottle and poured out the fire on his clothes, before tossing it to me. I put out the fire before I could burned.

"Fuck you guys! I thought we were friends!" I shouted as I took out the only weapon I had on me. A fucking metal bat. Do not ask me why I had this one me.

"Have some payback!" I shouted as I ran up to one of the gnomes. I jumped up and smashed the metal bat against the skull of one of the.

This instantly knocked out one of the gnomes, making the other gnomes angry.