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【8】Close Calls

References to Season 2 episode 17 ( Gnomes )

〖Your P.o.v〗

"Oh god, I'm so fucking sleepy." I rested my head on Kenny's stomach, who was lying on the bed. I closed my eyes to rest. 

"Tweek, you lied! It's 3 am!" Stan pointed at the clock. "Y-Yeah..." Kyle leaned on Stan's shoulder, feeling tired. He seemed to be crashing from the hyperactivity the coffee caused.

"Oh god, I feel like shit," Cartman threw up some coffee beans in the trash bin in the corner of the room. He then proceeded to complain to Tweek, "God fucking dammit Tweek, there's no—"

"There they are!" Tweek shrieked causing me and Kenny to sit up. "Wha?" I rubbed my eyes and saw little gnomes climbing into Tweek's closet taking a pair of underpants.

"Agh! No! They're taking the ones my mom just bought!" He said.

"Well, I'll be damned." Cartman sat up watching hem taking Tweek's underpants. They started to sing a little song while leaving out the door. However, one stopped and stared at us. Cartman walked up to it with a rolled up paper and smacked it on the head.

"Bad."

"Cartman why'd you do that?" Kyle asked.

"Well, look at it." He replied.

"Is that all you got pussy?" The underpants gnome said, putting his fists up to square up.

"Ey! I'm not a pussy you're a pussy!"

"Hey man, why're you taking Tweek's underpants? Look what you're doing to this kid," Stan said, pointing to the twitching Tweek.

"Well it's easy follow me." The gnome said.

〖TIME SKIP〗

He led us out the house, through the woods and into a cave. The cave seemed to be the gnome's hideout, and boy, it was fucking huge. 

"Woah this place is gigantic!!!" Stan said.

"Yeah, almost as gigantic as Cartman's ass!" Kyle laughed. Kenny and I laughed and Cartman.

"No it isn't you guys!" Cartman fired back.

"What are you guys going to do with this much underpants?" I asked, staring at the unreasonably big piles of underpants.

"It's part of our plan you see, Phase 1; Collect underpants. Phase 3; Profit."

"What's phase 2?" I asked.

Everyone silenced and ignored me. Um, okay. 

The gnome then took out a google slide with a projector and showed us the steps.

"Phase 1; Collect underpants."

Phase two had a question mark, so he was just silent. "....."

"Phase 3; profit."

"Agh! I don't get it."

"It's okay Tweek, neither do I." I pat his back sympathetically. Someone poked me in the shoulder and I saw Dovahkiin. "Dude. I totally forgot you were with us. You're so flipping quiet all the time." I whispered to him.

"Jesus Christ!" Some of the gnomes were pushing underpants in a minecart on the rails,but it hit a rock on the rails, resulting in it falling down towards Kenny.