The Heist

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"Five years ago we lost. Lost friends, lost family, lost part of ourselves. Today we have a chance to take it all. You know your teams, you know your missions. Get the stones, and get them back. One round trip each. No mistakes, no do-overs. Most of us are going somewhere we know. But it shouldn't mean to expect what we know. Be careful. Look out for each other. This is the fight for our lives. And we are gonna win." Rogers explained and looked at Tony, "Whatever it takes. Good luck!"

"He's pretty good at that." Rocket commented.

"Right?" Lang couldn't hold his excitement.

"Alright, you heard the man. Stroke those keys, jolly green." Tony said.

We all were suited up in our Quantum suits. It was somehow exciting but I knew that something bad is happening inside me, not just some small disease or an infection but something different, something cosmic.

"Trackers engaged!" Hulk announced.

"You promise to bring that back in one piece, right?" Rocket handed the miniature Milano to Barton.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Ok, I'll do my best." Barton nodded and sighed.

"As promises go. That was pretty lame." Rocket said.

"See you in a minute." Natasha smiled.

"Here goes nothing!" I said as we shrunk and went into different timelines.

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Tony and I flew to the tower and he scanned it with his Mark 85. We found The OGs (Orignal Avengers) apprehending Past Loki. "Got to hustle, guys. Things look like they're wrapped up here." Tony said.

"Got it! I am approaching the elevator now." Rogers said over the ear piece.

"If it's all same to you....I'll have that drink now." Past Loki said, I stood in awe.

"I just love him." I whispered to Tony, we were hiding behind the wall.

"You know, you have the worst choice in men." Tony said in annoyance.

"Pepper too has a bad choice then." I mocked.

"No shit, Sherlock." he frowned.

I saw Tony staring at someone-ahem-something, "Tony, what are you staring at?" I asked.

"America's ass-"

"Tony?" Rogers' questioned.

"Ass-ass-assemble! My god! Y/N, how can you have such an unholy thought?" Tony dramatically said.

"I-" 

"Tony, stop being dramatic again." Rogers said.

"Aye, Captain." Tony said.

"You are married!" I reminded Tony.

"I know but I mean-look at it!" he said, I sighed.

"Uhh, magic wand?" Past Natasha asked.

"STRIKE Team's coming to secure it." Past Tony said.

"We can take that...off your hands." a baldie appeared.

"Who's that?" Lang asked. Oh yeah! He is with us.

"Sitwell." replied Tony.

"And the hot guy?" I asked.

"It's me." he said.

"Not you, Tony." Rogers said, "It's Rumlow."

"Anyway, who are all these guys?" asked Lang.

"SHIELD, actually HYDRA but we didn't know that then." Tony answered.

"I mean seriously, they look like the bad guys. Look at that giant, his body language says that he is down for something bad." I said.

"Weren't you the one who complimented the bad guy?" Tony mocked me.

"I studied Psychology for years, I know and looks have nothing to do with personality." I said.

"Bring some agents, a lot of them actually, to handle me the next. Remember, when I killed your friends, back when I first came here? What a lovely memory!" sassed Past Loki.

"It isn't against the rules if I just punch him? You know, just a bit?" Past Natasha asked Past Rumlow, who putting The Scepter in a case.

"It is. We have been ordered not to harm them" he said.

"On my way down to coordinate search and rescue" Past Captain left.

"On my way down to coordinate search and rescue" Past Loki mocked him as he casted an illusion of Captain "I mean honestly, How do you think you'll be-" he was cut off by Past Thor using a muzzle to stop him speaking.

"I'll add him to my list." Lang said.

"Which list?" I asked.

"The men I am gay for." he replied.

"Who's on the top?" asked Tony.

"Why, of course Ryan Reynolds." Lang replied and Tony chuckled.

"Guys, focus!" Rogers whispered-yelled.

"Alright, you are up, little buddy. There is our stone." Tony said to Lang. 

"Alright, flick me!" Lang said from Tony's shoulder, and Tony did so. Lang landed Past Tony's beard.

"Buh bye! I have to go." I said.

"At least take me with you." Tony said.

"God!" I sighed and we teleported to the staircase, I changed Tony's appearance as a SHIELD guard and mine as a normal worker. I conjured myself a blue drink.

"Thumbelina, do you copy? I've got my eyes on the price." Tony said, I used my magic to hit him from a distant. "I mean- we. It's go time."

"Bombs away." Lang said, he landed in Past Tony's arc reactor. "Is...Is that Axe body spray?"

"Don't answer! Focus!" I said.

"May I ask you where're you going?" asked Past Pierce as OGs were leaving the building.

"First lunch and then Asgard. I am sorry, who are you?" asked Past Thor.

"Alexander Pierce, man above the folks, behind Nick Fury" Past Tony explained.

"Turn this prisoner over to me" Pierce said.

"He will be answering Odin" Past Thor denied.

"No, he is gonna answer us, Odin can have him afterwards. Handover the case, it's been SHIELD's property for last 70 years." Pierce argued.

"Hand over the case, Stark." an agent interrupted.

"Stuart Little, do it quick or I'll have to use my magic and you will be fried along with the Arc reactor." I said.

"You promise you won't die?" asked Lang.

"You're only giving me a mild cardiac dysrhythmia." Tony rolled his eyes.

"That doesn't sound mild, Tony." I commented.

"See, I am just saying-" Past Tony fell on the floor.

"Look, he is convulsing. Give him some air! MEDIC!" Pierce yelled.

"MEDIC! You guys, some help?" Tony said.

It was my turn. I pulled the case using my magic to me, my eyes met Loki who was muzzled. He looked at me confused yet excited. I winked at him. "Let's go! Meet us in the alley. I am gonna grab a quick slice." I said and walked to the staircase.

Past Hulk came out of the staircase, pushing me and Tony. I accidentally dropped the case and Tesseract slid to Past Loki. "No! No! No!" I said as I get up and ran towards but he was quick, he winked at me and grabbed the shiny cube. He teleported away.

"NO MORE STAIRCASE!" Past Hulk shouted, scaring people away. It was a chaos.

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