(These quotes aren't all between Xavier and Y/n, I just had to add them)
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Y/n: (grabs pencil) Could this be considered a weapon?
Wednesday: Used the correct way, anything could be a weapon.
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Y/n: baby, would you still love me if I was a worm?
Xavier: wtf, ITS 3 AM GO TO SLEEP PLEASE
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Y/n: (complaining) ughh, it's Friday night and I have nothing better to do
Enid: we could do our nails and watch Disney movies all night
Y/n: (contemplating stabbing themself in the eye) I just remembered Enid, I actually had plans with scissors and my eyes, I'm gonna go now
Enid: 😨😨😨
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You know those hugs where they pull you in, one arm wrapped around you waist, hand resting on your lower back, the other hand in your hair, holding you so close that you feel how 'as close as possible' is still too far away for them? And then they rest their chin on your head, your face buried in their neck? Yeah Xavier does that.
You can go back to feeling lonely now.
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xavier is the type of guy who sneaks into your bedroom at night, surprising you with kisses and cuddles.
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Xavier: *places an apple on y/n's head, runs back and grabs bow*
Xavier: I bet I can hit that apple and the target behind you
Y/N: Let me guess, you want a kiss as reward?
Xavier: You bet, sweetheart
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y/n: hey, this guy just drew me!
xavier: no, he didn't.
y/n: huh? he just-
xavier, calmly crumpling a piece of paper: like I said: no, he didn't.
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Y/n: you'll never shut up?
xavier: ajax?
ajax: well, acording to this science study named "xavier needs a kiss from y/n to shut up", he'll not.
