Wednesday: Time for plan G.
Bianca: Don't you mean plan B?
Wednesday: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Ajax: What about plan D?
Wednesday: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Eugene: What about plan E?
Wednesday: I'm hoping not to use it. Tyler dies in plan E.
Xavier: I like plan E.
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Xavier: If being hot were a crime, I'd be serving a life sentence.
Wednesday: A life sentence? For a crime you didn't even commit?
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Xavier *a bisexual, looking Wednesday up and down in episode 1*: You look like you're into chicks.
Wednesday *for the rest of the season*: And you look like the homicidal monster I've been hunting.
Xavier: ...Damn, I was just saying *internally* This girls so deep in the closet she's in Narnia.
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Wednesday: This is not the time to be hysterical!
Enid: This is the PERFECT time to be hysterical!
Xavier: Should we be hysterical?!
Enid: Yes!
Wednesday: No!
Bianca: Maybe! But not right now!
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What I imagine a typical Nightshade meeting to be like:
Ajax: Can you please stop talking about boobs.
Yoko: Why? We all have them.
Xavier: *pointing between himself and Ajax* Ah... We don't.
Bianca: You are one.
Wednesday: *jumping down from the rafters and scaring the shit out of everyone*
Wednesday: As much as it pains me to agree with Bianca, she's not wrong *leaves with a bunch of their shit*
Xavier: ...I'm not a boob!
Bianca: Did anyone know she was up there? We've literally been here for hours.
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Tyler: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Xavier: 'Prettiest Smile'
Enid: 'Nicest Personality'
Bianca: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Yoko: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'
Wednesday: 'The one who would kill in a bar fight'
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Xavier: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?
Wednesday: I'm a knife.
Enid, from across the room: She's the little spoon.
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Xavier Thorpe x reader oneshots
Fanfiction!no smut! Only fluff and angst Got these from tumblr so all credits go to the people who wrote them
