Dreamnotfound one shots

Dirty Jokes

Prompt: (requested) George makes Dream flustered on stream

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Dream was bellowing in laughter. He was playing Fall Guys. Karl and quackity were in playing with him, while George and Bad were in a voice call.
They'd been streaming for almost two hours, and Dream was getting slightly exhausted. The constant joke making, and laughing deploying him of his energy.

He wanted to relax and cuddle with his boyfriend, as he was completely exhausted. Just wanting to lay and have George shower him in love.

The screen showed the text that indicated he had died in the game, as he sighed loudly. Implying he was tired and was going to end.

"Damn dream, you suck" karl joked.

"I do not!" Dream laughed in response, smacking his hand on the table.

George suddenly intervened. "Come on dream, don't pretend like you don't like sucking?"

"George!"
Dreams green eyes widened, as he immediately scolded George playfully.

Bad was interrupting the laughter that followed George's joke, as Dream rolled his eyes. Knowing this would most likely be clipped a thousand different times. Especially since their relationship was made public.

Soon enough Dream couldn't handle the embarrassment of his viewers, and friends. Ending stream a couple minutes after the joke was made.

Immediately, Dream powered off his computer. Marching to George's room to ask him why he said that.
When he entered, he was surprised to see how casually George was sitting at his desk. He was closing tabs nonchalantly, and about to start watching a movie.

George looked to his door to see his boyfriend standing at the doorway. The lights were dim, and he looked baffled.
Raising his eyebrow, George wondered why Dream looked so embarrassed.

"Are you oka-" George stared.

"George!" Dream yelled playfully, with a hint of anger behind his tone.

George took a minute to understand what was going on, watching dream flop on his bed. The blond digging his face into the dopey Spiderman plush on their shared bed.

"Why are you being dumb?" George joked. Seeing Dream tug at the bedsheets.

"Now everyone knows I suck your dick!" Dream whined into the pillow. Smacking his fist against the bed.

Immediately, George burst out into a laughter. Toppling over in his chair.
He knew the joke was dirty, but never expected dream to actually confront him about it. They made dirty jokes all the time anyway.

George's booms of laughter forced dream to look up from the pillow. Giving a death stare to the brunette, who was still laughing hysterically.

"You aren't taking this seriously!!" Dream whined loudly. Trying his best to get George's attention.

George was at the point of his stomach cramping from how hard he was laughing. Utterly gone at the way dream was reacting.

Eventually, he stopped laughing. Being met with a very pouty dream, who was still squinting at him.

George got off his desk chair, and reached for his boyfriend. Not being surprised when Dream smacked his hand away in annoyance.

"Dream" George smiled, dragging out the 'e' in his name.

"Go away," Dream pouted. "I'm mad at you"

The way he said it was like he was reminding himself. Not ever being able to resist George.

"Don't be a baby" George giggled. "You don't need to be ashamed that you like my dick~" George cooed playfully.

The blond shot up from the plushie. His face going bright red from anger, but mostly embarrassment.

"George!!" Dream laughed.

Smiling George was admiring how flustered dream seemed to be. On and off stream. Which was exactly why George made the joke in the first place.
He wanted Dream to be put in his place. Bringing his cocky ego down just a tad.

Which obviously worked since he was face first in the pillows, and beginning to throw a little kid tantrum.

"Calm down dream, it's just a joke. Twitter will get over it" George said reassuringly. Not being able to tell if his boyfriend was actually upset or not.

Dream kicked his legs in frustration, whining into the pillow. He was squirming on the bed while groaning. Clearly seeming embarrassed.

George rolled his eyes at dreams childish reaction. Nonetheless ruffling the back of his hair. Giving it a quick kiss before gently rubbing dreams back. Pressing love onto his back from the warmth of his hand. 

"Dream, it'll be fine" George scoffed. Seeing dream turn his head to frown at him.

Huffing, Dream crossed his arms. Looking away from George. He was trying to make George see just how annoyed and embarrassed he was.

George smiled teasingly, while grabbing his boyfriends hand. Forcing him to stand as they left the coziness of Georges bedroom.

George knew Dream was acting like a child, but decided against trying to bring him back to sense. Instead, going along with it.

"I'm sorry lovely" George cooed. Walking dream to their kitchen. Seeing Dream furrow his eyebrows in a frustrated way.

Scoffing, George sat dream on the living room couch. The brunette going to hopefully give him some time to calm down, while making dinner.

Dream whined, seeing George leave him. Though he was still mad at him, so he couldn't be too upset.

Boiling water, george watched pasta noodles bubble in the starch. He knew dreams comfort food was mac and cheese, which was exactly why he decided to make it. Hoping it would distract Dream from his loss of pride.

The brunette stirred the sauce into the pasta, and plated the food carefully. Hearing the cracking of the stove, and the tv chittering in the background.

Dream was in more of a daze. Still being upset but calming down slightly. He was happy George gave him some space. But definitely relived to have him back. Especially considering he had two bowels of food.

Smiling sheepishly, Dream forced himself to not look at him. Silently reflecting on his past childish behaviour.

George set the bowls down, as Dream tried to reach for one.
As the he tried to reach the bowl, George quickly grabbed his hands. Stopping him from having any just yet.

He pushed Dream down, whilst grabbing onto his wrists. Kissing each one before pinning them to the couch cushions.

"George!!" Dream squealed. Giggling at George pressing kisses at spots that were sensitive or ticklish.

He laughed at George kissing his neck, and pulled on brunette hair. Trying to pry him off. George smiled wide. Kissing every spot on his body that was exposed. Even lifting his shirt to kiss his stomach. Adoring the slight pudginess to his body.

Dream squirmed as George continued to kiss him. George's soft lips pressed against him felt so perfect against his skin.
The brunette even leaving dark hickies that would contrast his tan skin beautifully.

"I'm sorry baby" George giggled. Attacking his boyfriend with kisses.

Dream blushed while George looked deep into his eyes. Hormones gushing through his whole body.

George couldn't help but leave kisses along every part of dream. Even with his best efforts, Dream couldn't escape George's tight hold on him.
He didn't really want to escape.
he would be completely fine with being in George's arms until the day he died.