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Kai POV

We were back in the middle of the street, for some reason, all the bodies were gone.

Kai: How… I know there was carnage… how does it look like nothing happened?

DS: Dunno. Probably got taken to a hospital or something.

That wasn’t right, no way that thing is talking to me right now.

Kai: What the fuck? How the hell are you speaking?

DS: I’m in your head dumbass.

Kai: You do not get to call me a dumbass after the shit you pulled maniac!

DS: Keep in mind that I’m a part of you

Kai: You are nothing like me.

DS: I’m literally you dumbass, I just hate everything. And everyone

Kai: You hurt anyone I care about ever again and I’m going to find a way to eradicate you, I swear it.

DS: You mean Pyra? Really? You could do so much better for yourself, like the catgirl, I mean those hips! Dat ass!

Kai: On top of all the grief that you are you’re a pervert too? Somebody kill me.

DS: I would gladly, but that means I die too.

Kai: If you’re really here to stay as a little voice in my head against my will, I might as well fuckin name you for the convenience of my life so I don’t start envisioning you as a little handheld for Super Mario.

DS: WOOO! I get a name! And what in the name of Sam Hill is Super Mario?

Kai: How the fuck would I know?! I have no fuckin memories! And who is Sam Hill?

DS: I’m in the same boat as you buster! Just give me a name already!

Because I’m an ass, I gave the most low effort possible.

Kai: Rise and fuck off, Darkseid! The destroyer of my peace of mind!

Darkseid: Did you seriously rearrange letters in Dark Side, so that it sounded the exact same, but looked like a name when spelled?

Kai: Yep, I gave that little effort.

Darkseid: Fair enough

Pyra: Kai? Are you okay?

She was looking up at me, she literally should not be this cute.

Kai: Yeah I’m fine Pyra, just arguing with the voice in my head.

She tilted her head to the side.

Kai: Lord I think my heart’s going to stop beating

Darkseid: Ok. Pyra is adorable.

Kai: I didn’t ask for your opinion lecherous scum!

Pyra: What do you mean?

Kai: I mean Darkseid’s able to talk to me in my head.

She looked really concerned.

Pyra: He can? Is he trying to get out again?

Kai: No, he’s just being generally annoying. Like making snide comments on my opinions.

Her expression softened even further, then she gently embraced me.

Kai: Oh Pyra… You’re too sweet for this world.

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