"I know you're not very social and I won't ask anymore questions as this is my only one, but can we be friends? I heard about your past and I'd like to say you're not alone. I have a friend who is going through a tough time and we're pulling through it together. It's difficult to change the past without a time machine, but you have a future to look forward to, a bright and wonderful future. I extend the hand of friendship, all you have to do is take it.
I also have a gift for you. The gift of hope. I'm giving you this gift because no matter how hard things are now, they will get better in the end and someday, you'll live happily ever after like the Disney Princesses and Disney Princes did. Life isn't a fairy tale, but you can make it a fairy tale by remaining positive, having an open heart, and making your dreams come true without a fairy godmother or genie or evil sea witch. I promise to be a loyal friend and give you the gift of hope every day until I die."
I'm just gonna say, holy shit you are a wonderful person I don't even know how to respond to this...
Yes we're friends now.
