Woo playdate

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Q: "I dare you and Luciano to hang out for a full day handcuffed together. No killing each other!"

Gil: .......... hnnnnnn....... I guessss....... *sighs*

Admin: Okay! Luciii, come here!

Luciano: Umm... Why the fuck did you call me??

Admin: Here you go. *handcuffs Gil and Luci together* Well, I'm going to Seychelles for a bit, we have things to talk about. See ya~!

Gil: *whispers* Lord spare me.

~10 hours later~

Luci: *yelling into phone* WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T CARRY COW BLOOD AS AN INGREDIENT?? I WANT MY PIZZA AND I WANT IT NOW YOU GOOD-FOR-NOTHING LOUT!

Gil: *desperately sawing through handcuff chain with small nail file*

Luci: FLAVIO! WHERE THE HELL IS FLAVIO?? I NEED HIM TO GO PICK UP NEW SOCKS

Gil: *has begun praying in front of a small picture of Jesus*

Luci: WHY IS THIS COUNTRY SO ECONOMICALLY UNSTABLE I HATE THIS!!!

Gil: *whimpering as far away from Luciano as the handcuffs will allow*

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