Q: "Matt or Gillybird?"
Gil: Well, if both fell off a cliff, which one would I save?
Gilbird can fly.
Matt probably has the arm strength and flexibility to make a helicopter out of two hockey sticks.
I would save neither.
~*UPDATE*~
Q: "Ok
If both we're dying and you could only save one who would you save?"
Gil: .......... Um............. Uh.......... Well, Gilbird's my pet and has stuck with me for years..... Matt's my boyfriend.....
Hm....
Definitely Gilbird.
