Q: "I dare you to dress in drag and do the hula!"
Gil: *screeches* WWHHYYYY
Admin: Gil, please.
Gil: I don't know why these people hate me. I don't understand.
Admin: Gilen Heinrich Beilschmidt. Stop being stubborn and provide the people with some entertainment.
Gil: FINE. *finds green dress hidden deep in closet*
Admin: ...why do you have that...?
Gil: None of your business... *pulls on dress and starts swaying hips*
...Aloha...
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